Message from @RyeNorth

Discord ID: 465190793163046912


2018-07-07 16:11:56 UTC  

***REEEEEEEEEEEE***

2018-07-07 16:12:35 UTC  

And more of a fact that, if it's not 100% reliable, and you're trying to use it to stop someone trying to attack you

2018-07-07 16:12:53 UTC  

why the hell do you depend on it?

2018-07-07 16:13:21 UTC  

two barbs. both have to hit. Even so, there are some people who can resist it.

2018-07-07 16:13:42 UTC  

And some clothing can render it neglegible

2018-07-07 16:13:44 UTC  

Some people don't crumple at pepper spray, either.

2018-07-07 16:13:52 UTC  

adrenaline, one hell of a drug

2018-07-07 16:13:57 UTC  

Uh huh.

2018-07-07 16:14:05 UTC  

Also drugs.

2018-07-07 16:14:10 UTC  

I mean people sometimes dont reaalize they were shot

2018-07-07 16:14:14 UTC  

yes, drugs are one hell of a drug too

2018-07-07 16:14:27 UTC  

Tranqs are also on the same boat.

2018-07-07 16:14:29 UTC  

Different dosages

2018-07-07 16:17:26 UTC  

And overdoses. Also have to be applied at specific parts.

2018-07-07 16:21:12 UTC  

localised overdose you say?

2018-07-07 16:21:22 UTC  

oh noes! his left foot is OD'ing, quick! amputate it

2018-07-07 16:21:22 UTC  

Basically, imagine if you had a 'non-lethal' means of self-defense. This mode of defense rolls two six sided dice. If either die rolls a 3 or lower, the attack fails. If the total comes out below an 8, the attack fails.

2018-07-07 16:21:30 UTC  

Would you trust that weapon to defend your life?

2018-07-07 16:21:44 UTC  

you roll a dice?

When did reality become D&D?

2018-07-07 16:21:53 UTC  

do i get + points from my charisma buff?

2018-07-07 16:22:07 UTC  

No. 😛

2018-07-07 16:22:27 UTC  

But I mean, that's the taser dilemma in a nutshell.

2018-07-07 16:22:39 UTC  

You've got a low chance of it actually working

2018-07-07 16:22:46 UTC  

you get bitched at by the media for using it

2018-07-07 16:22:51 UTC  

you get bitched at by the media for not using it.

2018-07-07 16:23:30 UTC  

I mean, the media was talking about some guy at a felony traffic stop having a 'shotgun' pointed at the suspect.

2018-07-07 16:23:37 UTC  

media is damned if you do, damned if you dont

as long as they can rake in profits and don't get attacked

2018-07-07 16:23:59 UTC  

Never mind the fact that the shotgun they were pointing had a green buttstock, indicating that it was loaded with non-lethal rounds

2018-07-07 16:24:09 UTC  

I.E. beanbags

2018-07-07 16:24:33 UTC  

Meanwhile, Metokur covering a protest in Chicago right now

2018-07-07 16:24:50 UTC  

Where people are playing in the freeway.

2018-07-07 16:25:19 UTC  

roadkill for detroit?

2018-07-07 16:25:31 UTC  

10 points

2018-07-07 16:26:14 UTC  

Metokur's already talking about how CocaCola should counter the old rioter pepsi ads

2018-07-07 16:26:24 UTC  

by just running a coke truck through the crowd...

2018-07-07 16:26:26 UTC  

I hear Coca Cola Deathsquads?

2018-07-07 16:27:38 UTC  

Moments before a Coca-Cola truck of peace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398858182455459853/465192181628665876/C8q1zrfXsBYT6cr.png

2018-07-07 16:28:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398858182455459853/465192297542451210/laughs-in-right-wing-death-squad-26861662.png

2018-07-07 16:28:06 UTC  

do i hear a loud car off in the distance?

2018-07-07 16:28:12 UTC  

lel

2018-07-07 16:28:16 UTC  

thats killzone