Message from @The Enlightened Shepherd

Discord ID: 263006575097020417


2016-12-26 18:11:47 UTC  

you know what feels really good? not buying games at all

2016-12-26 18:11:47 UTC  

never buy games that are not on sale

2016-12-26 18:11:54 UTC  

dinnertime! take it easy guys

2016-12-26 18:12:01 UTC  

@TheSlavPill is a video game hajduk

2016-12-26 18:12:03 UTC  

never buy games, is my shorter version

2016-12-26 18:12:07 UTC  

this one is on sale for 10% off

2016-12-26 18:12:16 UTC  

still 35 shekels

2016-12-26 18:12:16 UTC  

i will always be a pirate

2016-12-26 18:12:35 UTC  

okay, maybe one of you slavs can explain this to me

2016-12-26 18:13:07 UTC  

i once had a GF whose last name was Hajduczek she was from poland but once told her name was like a slavic "robin hood" true or falce

2016-12-26 18:13:16 UTC  

sort of

2016-12-26 18:13:26 UTC  

hajduks were bandits/freedom fighters

2016-12-26 18:13:29 UTC  

Hajduks were bandits that robbed the muslims

2016-12-26 18:13:35 UTC  

and killed them

2016-12-26 18:13:35 UTC  

😮

2016-12-26 18:13:38 UTC  

Hajduks were road robbers of South-East Europe and to some extent also Poland and Ukraine

2016-12-26 18:13:47 UTC  

oh wonderful. taht's a tradition you could revive in Serbia

2016-12-26 18:13:58 UTC  

well the muslims we have here are poorer than us

2016-12-26 18:14:04 UTC  

they were also the main force for Serbian liberation during our Wars of Independence

2016-12-26 18:14:07 UTC  

set us up in saudi arabia and the gulf states

2016-12-26 18:14:13 UTC  

Hajduk ethos had many components, some of which are positive, like tenacity, ethno-centrism and honor

2016-12-26 18:14:14 UTC  

we can be the 1st desert hajduks

2016-12-26 18:14:24 UTC  

And some bad ones, like laziness and lawlesness

2016-12-26 18:14:31 UTC  

can you recommend a good book on that hajduks?

2016-12-26 18:14:39 UTC  

Only novels perhaps

2016-12-26 18:14:44 UTC  

Nothing scientific

2016-12-26 18:14:58 UTC  

ah damn. but well if novels is all there is, better than nothing

2016-12-26 18:15:45 UTC  

POOR MUSLIMS CAN STILL MAKE YOU RICH

2016-12-26 18:15:47 UTC  

SELL THEIR ORGANS

2016-12-26 18:15:54 UTC  

you could give this a try

2016-12-26 18:16:01 UTC  

that would be stealing tech from albanians

2016-12-26 18:16:01 UTC  

I love robin hood. when I was a kid i used to love it when I did a robin hood character for Halloween. I would immitate my dad's accent (he is british) and shoot cute girls with suction cup arrorws

2016-12-26 18:16:09 UTC  

they sell all organs they can get their hands on

2016-12-26 18:16:31 UTC  

If Europe was Warhammer, Albanians would be the Skaven

2016-12-26 18:16:47 UTC  

albanians are great inventors

2016-12-26 18:16:52 UTC  

they invented the 1st nonwhite mafia

2016-12-26 18:17:06 UTC  

hmmm none of the serbian ones are translated it seems

2016-12-26 18:17:17 UTC  

our poor literal expansionist ambitions

2016-12-26 18:17:27 UTC  

Yeah, our cultural soft power is abysmal.

2016-12-26 18:17:42 UTC  

Our most famous brand is Remove Kebab