G-d doesn't want you to worship or do anything else at the cost of neglecting your children.

God also doesn't want people to make superficial spellings of a generic English term that makes them obvious Jews

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It would be convinient for you if I were a Jew, because then you wouldn't have to try to justify your idolatry anymore.

the only reason saying god damnit is a sin is because you're cursing something, and if that thing is not a sin, then you're cursing the wrong thing.

Then we all recite the Nicene Creed

You would feel comfortable dismissing me. I was born and raised a catholic, and rejected christianity upon reading then ten commandments at 9 years old.

When was that, yesterday?

But Jesus is God.

close to 20 years ago

So he's 29/30

Nah, they lied to you, Remus

Yeah Remus sorry bro it was all a trick

YOU GOT ME RED HANDED

He's figured us out!

then the prophesies in the OT are horseshit. The prophesies of the coming messiah LITERALLY 400 YEARS BEFORE CHRIST WAS BORN

Yes I have.

Remus, there isn't one messiah. there are many messiah

We sing another hymn, then they bring the bread and wine and collect tithes

In hebrew messiah = annointed = christ

More prayers

I have only a few hundred dollars.

I am currently unemployed.

Can I take communion if I cannot pay my tithe?

Remus, also the only Prophet that got it 100% right was Moses.

Everybody else didn't have anywhere near as clear vision.

Yes

spiritual vision that makes them prophets

But you CANNOT take communion if you have not received confirmation and have not confessed all mortal sins

See, what is this bullshit, you have to pay a tithe (tax). No wonder the christian church was such a booming business, masters of propganda.

G-d doesn't charge you anything to pray to him.

Just pray, he will listen. This is all you need.

And then we kneel during these prayers, and after we stand for the Lord's Prayer

Praise his name, and he will bless you.

kneeling to idols has been forbidden by G-d

Then everyone greets each other, the "sign of peace" according to local custom (handshake in the west)

Tithes aren't in the new testament, and Jesus partook in them because of Jewish tradition. The only reason we have them today is through custom, and the money is used for donation.

https://youtu.be/6GfLA8eLQF0

Jewish tradition is to give charity, not to give tithes.