Then we sing one of the Psalms, in a call-response fashion the way they were originally sung by the old Jews, and then a reading from the New Testament but not the Gospel

Then we sing Alleluja

And then the priest, or deacon if there is one, reads the Gospel. Everyone stands up for this

Sounds like idolatry, but okay.

Once they start Alleluja the whole congregation stands

@saturnsrings How is a woman reading sexual immoral?

It's not, I was being silly. I like to do that sometimes.

Ragnarok, in Churches of Christ women have 0 leading positions, but they do make great singers. Men always lead sing.

Then after the Gospel we all sit and the priest or deacon will preach a sermon, also called homily, based on the readings

Srsly, though, women have more important things to do.

Only the priest or deacon can read the Gospel at Mass but anyone can read the other readings

@saturnsrings What is more important than worship

If there is a deacon present then he is supposed to read the Gospel and preach, not the priest

G-d doesn't want you to worship or do anything else at the cost of neglecting your children.

God also doesn't want people to make superficial spellings of a generic English term that makes them obvious Jews

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Prayer>Sex

It would be convinient for you if I were a Jew, because then you wouldn't have to try to justify your idolatry anymore.

the only reason saying god damnit is a sin is because you're cursing something, and if that thing is not a sin, then you're cursing the wrong thing.

Then we all recite the Nicene Creed

You would feel comfortable dismissing me. I was born and raised a catholic, and rejected christianity upon reading then ten commandments at 9 years old.

When was that, yesterday?

But Jesus is God.

close to 20 years ago

So he's 29/30

Nah, they lied to you, Remus

Yeah Remus sorry bro it was all a trick

YOU GOT ME RED HANDED

He's figured us out!

then the prophesies in the OT are horseshit. The prophesies of the coming messiah LITERALLY 400 YEARS BEFORE CHRIST WAS BORN

Yes I have.

Remus, there isn't one messiah. there are many messiah

We sing another hymn, then they bring the bread and wine and collect tithes

In hebrew messiah = annointed = christ

More prayers

I have only a few hundred dollars.

I am currently unemployed.

Can I take communion if I cannot pay my tithe?

Remus, also the only Prophet that got it 100% right was Moses.

Everybody else didn't have anywhere near as clear vision.