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I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT
the justice system would pay for itself
this should be the music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M
Just imagine
Gym classes in law school become mandatory
swordmanship 101
followed by Krav Maga
warhammer
and "Pistol Dueling"
I want to live in this world
and fanfare too
I want it to be as dirty as wrestling
but without a script
Smash Bros music plays when the prosecutor comes out
jajajajaja
shajdhsajdas
Tomas the Tank Engine theme
whahasjsshshshahhahahasjsadhjsakjsad
self made weapons (prison style)
True story, in the Year of Our Lord 1386, a knight allegedly raped another knights wife.
So he challenged him to a trial by combat
It was such a big deal that the king himself had the fight delayed so he could come back from another country to watch it
The accused rapist died. Dagger to the eye
so he was guilty
never rape another man's woman
However under French law at the time, had he lost, his wife would have been burned at the stake for a false accusation of rape
Nothing wrong with that of course
He fought im several wars after the trial, including against the Turks, where he was killed
what was his name? he sounds like he had quite the life story
Sir Jean de Carrouges, vs Sir Jacques Le Gris
and france used to burn women at the stake for false accusations of rape? I really cannot argue with that, whatsoever. Fuck, i wish we still did it today.
Yeah
It would cut down on a lot of problems
Even to the present day we don't know if Le Gris was guilty or not.
The laws when it comes to rape accusations are so unbelievably crooked and guilty until proven innocent its not even funny, they are designed to stack the odds against the accused sky high and in the case hes proven innocent the court usually finds a way to fine them or stick them on probation anyway then sends them home, not even a sorry.
We do know that de Carrouges got fucking rich afterwards though. The king and parliament gave him a shitload of money, he got a job as the king's bodyguard, bigass pensions etc
sounds like a case of winning the kings favor
Yeah King Charles was all about it
The roads in Flanders were shit so he sent a messenger begging them to delay the fight so he could get home in time to watch, and thousands of people of all classes came to see it
duels over stuff like that was so par for the course in a lot of Europe, two consenting men settling their dispute in mutual combat, i don't see what's wrong with that where it had to be done away with.
Even one of our founding fathers died in a duel didn't he? hamilton?