and we need spikes and fire on the perimeter

Democrats want to spread lies and make false claims about Russia to try to lessen Trumps well earned victory? That's slander, it gets settled in the arena or shut your mouth

Imagine the ticket sales for this

I DEMAND A TRIAL BY COMBAT

the justice system would pay for itself

this should be the music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M

Just imagine
Gym classes in law school become mandatory

swordmanship 101

followed by Krav Maga

warhammer

and "Pistol Dueling"

I want to live in this world

and fanfare too

I want it to be as dirty as wrestling

but without a script

Smash Bros music plays when the prosecutor comes out

jajajajaja

shajdhsajdas

Tomas the Tank Engine theme

whahasjsshshshahhahahasjsadhjsakjsad

self made weapons (prison style)

True story, in the Year of Our Lord 1386, a knight allegedly raped another knights wife.

So he challenged him to a trial by combat

It was such a big deal that the king himself had the fight delayed so he could come back from another country to watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g7L3FlhR9A

The accused rapist died. Dagger to the eye

so he was guilty

never rape another man's woman

However under French law at the time, had he lost, his wife would have been burned at the stake for a false accusation of rape

Nothing wrong with that of course

He fought im several wars after the trial, including against the Turks, where he was killed

what was his name? he sounds like he had quite the life story

Sir Jean de Carrouges, vs Sir Jacques Le Gris

and france used to burn women at the stake for false accusations of rape? I really cannot argue with that, whatsoever. Fuck, i wish we still did it today.

Yeah

It would cut down on a lot of problems

Even to the present day we don't know if Le Gris was guilty or not.

The laws when it comes to rape accusations are so unbelievably crooked and guilty until proven innocent its not even funny, they are designed to stack the odds against the accused sky high and in the case hes proven innocent the court usually finds a way to fine them or stick them on probation anyway then sends them home, not even a sorry.

We do know that de Carrouges got fucking rich afterwards though. The king and parliament gave him a shitload of money, he got a job as the king's bodyguard, bigass pensions etc

sounds like a case of winning the kings favor

Yeah King Charles was all about it