Message from @fsmetal

Discord ID: 534515537942806559


2019-01-14 20:56:35 UTC  

Bout fuckin tired of that guy already

2019-01-14 20:56:44 UTC  

Dog is up there at mom's, she just called me

2019-01-14 20:56:48 UTC  

I live about an hour away

2019-01-14 20:59:49 UTC  

I was gonna go over there today but I decided not to, definitely going tomorrow so I can waste that fuckin dog

2019-01-14 21:21:48 UTC  

Not buying anymore gillette products

2019-01-14 21:21:56 UTC  

Get woke, go broke

2019-01-14 21:26:56 UTC  

I don't use that shit anyway

2019-01-14 21:27:09 UTC  

I wear a large beard like my ancestors that tamed continents

2019-01-14 21:58:29 UTC  

@Thornberry If disney did the prequels there'd be no Jar Jar, no Jar Jar means I wouldn't have a Darth Jar Jar costume, no Darth Jar Jar costume means I couldn't do this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534491524730454024/49385883_1836078306519413_2526719901503062016_n.jpg

2019-01-14 21:59:21 UTC  

@Deleted User correction; jar jar would be a tranny

2019-01-14 21:59:30 UTC  

Who fucks anakin as a kid

2019-01-14 21:59:36 UTC  

Cause current year

2019-01-14 22:00:38 UTC  

lol 😄

2019-01-14 22:26:49 UTC  

Dafuq

2019-01-14 22:32:45 UTC  

I was at Thundercon this last October, decided to do something crazy and make a Darth Jar Jar outfit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534500145195384843/45003856_2104854512899594_1429855635733741568_o.jpg

2019-01-14 22:57:45 UTC  

State rep gave me his fuckin cell number to call if I need anything

2019-01-14 22:58:37 UTC  

I will appoint him Duke of the South when the new government comes

2019-01-14 23:16:01 UTC  

Duke of Lower Dixieland

2019-01-14 23:33:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534515537317986334/FB_IMG_1547508823606.jpg

2019-01-14 23:49:15 UTC  

A lesbian Muslim is a stoned Muslim

2019-01-15 00:01:03 UTC  

Kill them all

2019-01-15 01:46:09 UTC  

So the Mexicans are basically like the Vikings of the 8th century

2019-01-15 01:47:02 UTC  

Fleeing bad conditions at home (massive sex imbalance, bad farming conditions) so they invade a country with a totally different culture and rape and kill people

2019-01-15 02:02:10 UTC  

They weren't sending their best.

2019-01-15 02:33:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534560730318635008/Screenshot_20190114-182727_Reddit.jpg

2019-01-15 02:33:49 UTC  

Dear Diary, Trump gave me a happy meal instead of a big Mac, he changed the fries to apple slices... I begged him to give me a Mcflurry but he said that Mcflurries are for real news.
- Jim Acosta

2019-01-15 02:34:06 UTC  

Speaking of Star Wars

2019-01-15 02:34:50 UTC  

Disney is upset someone upstaged them with a fanfilm fans like because it lacks the respect of wahmen or that other SJW nonsense.

2019-01-15 02:58:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534567014421889053/50324206_386481835436140_5540686057277751296_n.jpg

2019-01-15 02:58:37 UTC  

Ehzek knows this is the best army uniform

2019-01-15 03:04:50 UTC  

Im not a fan of double button blouse

2019-01-15 03:05:08 UTC  

The sabre and hat can stay

2019-01-15 03:05:15 UTC  

The shoulder rank

2019-01-15 03:05:28 UTC  

Shoulder rank can stay too

2019-01-15 03:14:07 UTC  

Those uniforms looked like this

2019-01-15 03:14:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534570962738216961/9k.png

2019-01-15 03:14:17 UTC  

No wonder there were so many casualties in the civil war.