Message from @Thornberry

Discord ID: 534482324969226262


2019-01-14 19:27:41 UTC  

So my mom's neighbor got another pitbull

2019-01-14 19:27:55 UTC  

"Thou shalt not suffer a pitbull to live."

2019-01-14 19:28:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534453721330090008/JPEG_20190114_142803.jpg

2019-01-14 19:28:29 UTC  

God's rod of iron

2019-01-14 20:16:05 UTC  

<:PepoHeart:407088324017127424> <:PepoHeart:407088324017127424> <:PepoHeart:407088324017127424>

2019-01-14 20:16:33 UTC  

Its written in the Bible: "Shoot thy neighbour's dog. God wills it!"

2019-01-14 20:19:27 UTC  

Deus vult

2019-01-14 20:19:45 UTC  

We're thinking about baiting him with meat

2019-01-14 20:19:52 UTC  

Hang it from a tree or something

2019-01-14 20:36:09 UTC  

Trap him and then do the chinese death by a thousand cuts

2019-01-14 20:36:25 UTC  

Sell his flesh to a chinese store

2019-01-14 20:36:46 UTC  

Give the head to them via unmarked package

2019-01-14 20:36:50 UTC  

Yesssssh

2019-01-14 20:36:53 UTC  

YESSSSSSH

2019-01-14 20:56:35 UTC  

Bout fuckin tired of that guy already

2019-01-14 20:56:44 UTC  

Dog is up there at mom's, she just called me

2019-01-14 20:56:48 UTC  

I live about an hour away

2019-01-14 20:59:49 UTC  

I was gonna go over there today but I decided not to, definitely going tomorrow so I can waste that fuckin dog

2019-01-14 21:21:48 UTC  

Not buying anymore gillette products

2019-01-14 21:21:56 UTC  

Get woke, go broke

2019-01-14 21:26:56 UTC  

I don't use that shit anyway

2019-01-14 21:27:09 UTC  

I wear a large beard like my ancestors that tamed continents

2019-01-14 21:58:29 UTC  

@Thornberry If disney did the prequels there'd be no Jar Jar, no Jar Jar means I wouldn't have a Darth Jar Jar costume, no Darth Jar Jar costume means I couldn't do this.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534491524730454024/49385883_1836078306519413_2526719901503062016_n.jpg

2019-01-14 21:59:21 UTC  

@Deleted User correction; jar jar would be a tranny

2019-01-14 21:59:30 UTC  

Who fucks anakin as a kid

2019-01-14 21:59:36 UTC  

Cause current year

2019-01-14 22:00:38 UTC  

lol 😄

2019-01-14 22:26:49 UTC  

Dafuq

2019-01-14 22:32:45 UTC  

I was at Thundercon this last October, decided to do something crazy and make a Darth Jar Jar outfit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534500145195384843/45003856_2104854512899594_1429855635733741568_o.jpg

2019-01-14 22:57:45 UTC  

State rep gave me his fuckin cell number to call if I need anything

2019-01-14 22:58:37 UTC  

I will appoint him Duke of the South when the new government comes

2019-01-14 23:16:01 UTC  

Duke of Lower Dixieland

2019-01-14 23:33:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/534515537317986334/FB_IMG_1547508823606.jpg

2019-01-14 23:49:15 UTC  

A lesbian Muslim is a stoned Muslim

2019-01-15 00:01:03 UTC  

Kill them all

2019-01-15 01:46:09 UTC  

So the Mexicans are basically like the Vikings of the 8th century

2019-01-15 01:47:02 UTC  

Fleeing bad conditions at home (massive sex imbalance, bad farming conditions) so they invade a country with a totally different culture and rape and kill people

2019-01-15 02:02:10 UTC  

They weren't sending their best.