it even applies to when you're in your car

YES! ANOTHER TEXAN!

`may have been personal`

fucking what

I'll pretend one of you is from Amarillo and the other is from Corpus Christi

new murder plan; wait for your target to rob your place of business with a gun, then shoot him

works every time, most of the time

Why those cities in particular?

no idea, but Waco's creepy

And Midland's boring

use the ol' dollar bill on a fishing pole trick

Nine, you sound rather familiar with Texas, too. You holding out on me?

speaking of creepy I recently found out that Galveston TX is one of the worlds "most haunted" towns

Nope, not from Texas

meh. if you buy that, sure

I drove through both of those once in one day

Which two? We've named a lot of cities here...

That's nothing. I've driven through Madison, WI and Mobile in one day. 😛

(One of which I live within day-trip distance of)

Corpus Christi and Amarillo

I was driving from Colorado Springs to Frisco, TX

Sounds flat

It was boring

Texas needs more landscape features

no offense to any Texans here

You also bypassed all the fun driving in CO by starting in Colorado Springs

Eh, Colorado Springs to Denver isn't all that fun, imo

If you started in Alamosa, there'd at least be one interesting part

Oh, Alamosa

Yeah, haven't made it there yet

I mean, there was the Raton Pass

I recommend. It's a fun little place with a decent bit around

but yeah, that's about all the more fun that drive got

well i should mention this but a firearm is not part of your uniform

so it goes against dresscode

🦅 🔫 🇺🇸 I've got my dress code right here 🦅 🔫 🇺🇸
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

Wtf they changed the gun emohi

Android's also changing/changed the dagger to a blue sparkly fantasy sword, and took the egg out of the salad to make it vegan friendly

same

its a squirtgun across all devices

except win 10