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First girl I fucked when I was in middle school and she was in high school
Thicc back then, which I found is usually not a good investment because she got fat years later
Became a stripper, camgirl, carney, etc
All the fringe degeneracies of the west
@Deleted User living in a basement apartment with 4 cats and some soyboy
I'll just cut someone's grass for $50 then
And then I started banging this girl
Army officer, big mistake
Ah man
Not bad looking
Not bad at all
My dick is about eight inches
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You poke her tummy?
I put it in her ass once
I didn't realize why she was screaming like she was getting ripped in half
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Well she turned out to be a piece of shit, after she joined the army and got influenced by them
🤣🤣
So then we split up and I got into corrections, then got sent to the academy and the uniform and some really good cologne got them all over me
Her replacement wasn't really all that attractive, really thicc, has three kids but it was definitely no emotional attachment
And then some bartender soccer mom who I used to fuck in the back of her truck on dirt roads
Can't remember her name
And then some other chick who I caught naked with her hotter friend in a pool at an apartment complex
Her boyfriend was there
But then later on I decided to take her by right of conquest
And then abandon the colony
Friend of mine was going to fuck some whore we knew from high school.
Few weeks before she was on fb telling everyone she got "the clap"
So I tell him this and everytime me and the guys see him we clap.<:happy:448313383846936576>
And then I met my wife
Love of your life
Definitely an upgrade
In high school I couldn't bring my gf home or to her house so we went to the theater and I'd get a bj.
5 showings in 5 different theaters. I took her to 1 a night for 2 weeks.
I was getting a bj during kids movies and the looks I got later😂
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Def an upgrade @Ragnarok
For the price of movie tickets you could have just bought a car with tinted windows
@Deleted User I was 15
No license