because there's nudes along the way

Big tits is the only redemption for fucking a fat girl

@Deleted User don't make us start sending memes

I did it on a bet

$50 to fuck a fatty

okay goys do you know why jewish women have big tits?

Because shekel sacks

Probs has something to do with humus

$50?

Where's this fatty now?

👀

First girl I fucked when I was in middle school and she was in high school

Thicc back then, which I found is usually not a good investment because she got fat years later

Became a stripper, camgirl, carney, etc

All the fringe degeneracies of the west

@Deleted User living in a basement apartment with 4 cats and some soyboy

I'll just cut someone's grass for $50 then

And then I started banging this girl

Army officer, big mistake

Ah man

Not bad looking

Not bad at all

My dick is about eight inches

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You poke her tummy?

I put it in her ass once

I didn't realize why she was screaming like she was getting ripped in half

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Well she turned out to be a piece of shit, after she joined the army and got influenced by them

That was back in my EMS years

🤣🤣

So then we split up and I got into corrections, then got sent to the academy and the uniform and some really good cologne got them all over me

Her replacement wasn't really all that attractive, really thicc, has three kids but it was definitely no emotional attachment

And then some bartender soccer mom who I used to fuck in the back of her truck on dirt roads

Can't remember her name

And then some other chick who I caught naked with her hotter friend in a pool at an apartment complex

Her boyfriend was there

But then later on I decided to take her by right of conquest

And then abandon the colony