$50?

Where's this fatty now?

👀

First girl I fucked when I was in middle school and she was in high school

Thicc back then, which I found is usually not a good investment because she got fat years later

Became a stripper, camgirl, carney, etc

All the fringe degeneracies of the west

@Deleted User living in a basement apartment with 4 cats and some soyboy

I'll just cut someone's grass for $50 then

And then I started banging this girl

Army officer, big mistake

Ah man

Not bad looking

Not bad at all

My dick is about eight inches

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You poke her tummy?

I put it in her ass once

I didn't realize why she was screaming like she was getting ripped in half

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Well she turned out to be a piece of shit, after she joined the army and got influenced by them

That was back in my EMS years

🤣🤣

So then we split up and I got into corrections, then got sent to the academy and the uniform and some really good cologne got them all over me

Her replacement wasn't really all that attractive, really thicc, has three kids but it was definitely no emotional attachment

And then some bartender soccer mom who I used to fuck in the back of her truck on dirt roads

Can't remember her name

And then some other chick who I caught naked with her hotter friend in a pool at an apartment complex

Her boyfriend was there

But then later on I decided to take her by right of conquest

And then abandon the colony

Friend of mine was going to fuck some whore we knew from high school.

Few weeks before she was on fb telling everyone she got "the clap"

So I tell him this and everytime me and the guys see him we clap.<:happy:448313383846936576>

And then I met my wife

Love of your life

Definitely an upgrade

In high school I couldn't bring my gf home or to her house so we went to the theater and I'd get a bj.

5 showings in 5 different theaters. I took her to 1 a night for 2 weeks.

I was getting a bj during kids movies and the looks I got later😂

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Def an upgrade @Ragnarok