Message from @Stefan Payne

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2019-02-13 18:16:56 UTC  

the acela is kinda meh

2019-02-13 18:17:02 UTC  

Especially on the coasts

2019-02-13 18:17:05 UTC  

although that is kinda capped

2019-02-13 18:17:30 UTC  

but New England is like Cali, democrat stronghold, lots of regulations

2019-02-13 18:17:55 UTC  

they'd have the same problem, use the existing lines which is not the way to go

2019-02-13 18:18:32 UTC  

increases miles of track that needs to be maintained, trade off usually is limited rail speed because you can only upgrade the existing stuff so far

2019-02-13 18:20:12 UTC  

then you have bureaucrats running things so you get what happened with the Acela here in Connecticut. They fucked up the paperwork, so the tracks are too close to one another around the turns, since most of the commuter rail is 2 or more sets of tracks. So the Acela cannot lean over far enough in the turns so its capped at 50mph instead of the 70 or so they usually can go.

2019-02-14 17:41:07 UTC  

UK=cucked

2019-02-14 19:12:25 UTC  

I disagree

2019-02-14 19:12:28 UTC  

UK = fucked

2019-02-14 20:09:10 UTC  

*insert The Simpsons "Monorail" song*

2019-02-15 03:11:43 UTC  

watch as the abandoned rail structure is left up for years to come and is smothered in graffiti

2019-02-15 03:43:24 UTC  

Oof

2019-02-15 05:58:43 UTC  

Wanting to expand his creative energy and hone his emotional expression, Ohio teen Ralph Morrison, 19, was accused of sexual assault this afternoon just hours after getting in touch with his feminine side. The gender non-conforming teen reports he was innocently exploring the womanly perimeters of his identity when things suddenly got out of control and he became very uncomfortable.

Mr Morrison told reporters that the traumatic incident took place when he was out alone in nature, just loving and touching his beautiful, naked body. “Everything was going great. I’m biologically male, but I almost felt like a real woman,” the gender-bending teen fondly remembers.

Things took a dark turn, however, when Mr Morrison’s hand brushed up against his buttocks while playfully dancing around a meadow. “I had this strange, masculine desire to squeeze my left buttocks; the left being the feminine side of the body,” he stated. “At that moment I knew I had crossed an invisible boundary.”

2019-02-15 07:38:07 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-02-15 07:38:26 UTC  

"Gender non-conforming"

2019-02-15 07:38:38 UTC  

"Mr" "he"?

2019-02-15 07:38:40 UTC  

<:TimThink:482277772497125378>

2019-02-15 08:22:05 UTC  

Yeah, that doesn't make sense

2019-02-15 08:25:07 UTC  

I am so fucking

2019-02-15 08:25:13 UTC  

Wierded out by that article

2019-02-15 08:34:44 UTC  

My pronoun is zee http://pronoun.is/zee

2019-02-15 08:34:57 UTC  

Zee went to the park. I went with zed . Zee brought zeta frisbee. At least I think it was zetas . Zee threw the frisbee to zedself.

2019-02-15 12:46:33 UTC  

that raw vox story is a classic example of #rapeculture

2019-02-15 12:52:57 UTC  

Raw box story?

2019-02-15 12:53:01 UTC  

Vox*

2019-02-15 12:57:49 UTC  

ohio teen getting in touch with his feminine side story

2019-02-15 12:58:00 UTC  

*"story" lmao

2019-02-16 00:31:26 UTC  

“ President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House”
On Washington Post

WP attempts to paint a minor upgrade as a significant change. Obama installed the Golf Room. Trump just made it great again.

Credit https://www.reddit.com/r/headlinecorrections

http://archive.today/AZFv9

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399204742846349312/546126426408091658/image0.jpg

2019-02-16 02:16:02 UTC  

But what size was the room? It doesn't say in the headline and that's the issue that really counts.

2019-02-16 02:27:45 UTC  

Not sure

2019-02-16 02:35:47 UTC  

Don't care. Orange Man Bad. <:NPC:500042527231967262>

2019-02-16 02:57:14 UTC  

<:NPC:500042527231967262>

2019-02-16 09:42:07 UTC  

i think i found some fake news

2019-02-16 09:42:45 UTC  

counter info by polar bear zoologist:

2019-02-16 09:49:19 UTC  

meh, apparently the zoologist is widely criticized, so i guess it's the usual shitshow

2019-02-16 22:34:48 UTC  

Funny story. Burina (the NRA "spy" likely wasn't a spy. She was a Russian gun rights activist.) Sounds like some Russian towns could probably really use some Bear hunting pistols...
https://newrepublic.com/article/153036/maria-butina-profile-wasnt-russian-spy