!agree

Hi I have some confidential information that I would like to either give to a moderator or Tim himself. This is actually really important and should not be taken lightly

They're all yellow and this is time sensitive. Often, I find mods/admins turn themselves invisible when they're actually watching chat to see if anybody is being naughty.

How to get banned&

^*

Yeah I did, I expected his shit to not allow DMs unless you were his friend

They're migrating to fucking twitter from tumblr

There's no way to report them, either

Sh0e made a video on that shit

It's a fuckin alternative term for pedophile

They're trying to make themselves cute, make it seem like it's a LGBT thing

"Minor Attracted Person"

^ I was just about to link that

Saved

NYPA

Just tweet it to sh0e though, her personal army will attack them all for you

Still up for me

I'll take a pass on that

They're doing that cuz they know it worked for the LGBT community

^

Same dude

I live in NYC and I think we should be cut off from NY state

Cuz Albany keeps fucking your gun laws because of us

I keep telling people who live in upstate that own guns just to move to fucking Maine, they have the same laws as Texas for that shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/zck-kntr-american-idol-randy-xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80

Proof that Trump Derangement Syndrome is a thing: "18.9k tweets" about a fucking typo president cheeto made https://twitter.com/hashtag/SmockingGun

Yeah no shit

Not enough neckbeard soyboys

Yo Tim I sent you a DM that's actually really important that you read. If somebody like the WaPo finds that shit, they're sure to make a fucking hit piece on you

^that's perfect lmao

This is what antifa looks like

ctfu that has to be fucking unironic

***33400 TWEETS***

Ya know, everybody keeps giving her shit, but I have yet to see anybody talk shit on her that lives in her district

So lemme change that

I will literally vote for fucking Stalin if he runs against her during the next election cycle

Who here has autism and wants to weaponize it?

Somebody should go find clips of Jack Conte saying naughty words and publish them everywhere, get him removed from CEO of his own company

and when I say naughty, I mean slurs

!agree

So I just watched Tim's video about Patreon from today/yesterday (it's 5 AM so yesterday ish) and I think I know why Patreon is down. Somebody's DDOSing them. I think the reason why the payments are getting slowed down is because they're processing payments with the same server(s) that their website is hosted from. Unless somebody comes out and takes credit for it, like they did with LizardSquad et al, I kinda doubt they'll ever figure out who's doing this shit. It might also explain why Patreon is being so cagey about telling people what's going on, cuz if you tell people you're the target of a DDOS, you're A) feeding the trolls and B) making yourself a target for more DDOS campaigns. Just because they have cloudflare doesn't mean anything, I've seen websites targeted by 4chan go down that had cloudflare, including 4chan itself.

Well, not is, but keeps going down

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-crab-wave-noisestorm-gif-12452993 MFW latest video

Please spread this

I'm actually hype for a JRE episode in awhile

I usually watch them after, never live

Cuz one Pooly boi is gonna be on today

He's flying out to LA just to get on

Cuz I actually wanna watch this live

I always forget to tune in and the longform stuff is usually something I have to be in the mood for

Cuz Tim's been canceled on TWICE now

A little bit

Bongs are illegal in CA?

Not in CA

https://www.latimes.com/politics/la-pol-ca-cannabis-consumer-guide-20180420-htmlstory.html

It's been decriminalized for years

Legalize recreational nukes

TRUE

I used to live in Sacramento, grew up there and I get to dump extra shit on CA

That doesn't surprise me

Factory farms and shit, right?

Yeah, cows shit and fart a lot and a lot of ranches are factory farms

*notices your auto sear*

***NOTICES YOUR DOG***

I would love a free massage chair

Are we cutting congress peoples' paychecks to pay for it?

*The right of the people shall not be infringed*
NFA is unconstitutional. There were fully "automatic" weapons during the signing of the Declaration. They were mounted, so they wouldn't have been covered (the right the ***bare*** arms, not own cannons or such), but they saw the advancements of firearm technology even back in the 1700s
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puckle_gun

I love this channel

@Blonald Blumph you got banned because you called white people evil. I, a white male, said "I fucking hate white men" and got a 30 day postblock for it

Best just leaving zuccbook

Oh, I didn't say fucking

Account no longer exists so idc how shitty the censoring is, I got permabanned cuz I was ban evading with like 3 accounts

I'm so happy I did

*gnotices your gnome*

GnOwO

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For fuck sake

Ok Zucc, ban Al Jazeera and AJ+ now

OH WAIT

And it's exactly what it looks like in the thumbnail

ORANGE MAN BAD

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I had nowhere else to share it

Bro, it's in a NSFW channel, I warned twice and I spoilered it, that's on you

I really wonder if oranges have sold less since orange man took office

Fine fuck it I'll delete it for you

I mean, the name of the channel is shitposting and I shared it as a shitpost

nty but I'll share it

lmao is that Liam Neeson?