I heard on the news that the media is trustworthy though

Well... fox said i should not trust cnn and cnn says i should not trust fox...

well if the media says the media's trustworthy i guess that proves it

So they don‘t even agree with themselves that they are trustworthy

it's ok, it doesn't matter anyways because the universe isn't real

We need to hurry up and find some cool glitches to exploit

i hear there's a bunch of really cool physics glitches but you can only get them to work if you raise the temperature to like 700 fucktillion degrees

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

doesn't really matter once you're up that high

Flat earthers talk about what's passed the ice wall, but what we should really focus on is what's passed the sky box

There is nothing past the skybox but a void where all light sources leak to. This I know from level editing in Quake 2.

did anyone hear about the papa john thing?

whats the details

He said the word that shall not be named to call out someone else's racism and therefor he is punished to an eternity of exile

Details? People are stupid.

he said, and i quote: "Colonel Sanders called black people niggers"

reeeeee

the word

MAKE YOUR DREAMS GREAT AGAIN!

Daily reminder that there is an ice cream bar called nogger.

don't have your dreams be dreams

JUST DO IT

Next time, if he said the n word, come out saying you meant nogger

lmao

Naggers 😉

like in southpark

people who annoy you

Still better than Al Gore's hunt for ManBearPig

_'s entire knowledge of South Park is from Stick of Truth_

I can't believe I wrote OOTS first

How did I get a webcomic mixed up with a video game

its obvious

you are a gay man

Obviously

How did I miss the signs?

too much of a gaywad to notice 😉

Obviously I need to go into the shop and get my gaydar patched so that it detects myself as well

comes with human 2.0

or a Leftist fan-patch, that removes the concept of gender so you can no longer be gay either

Shit, was human 2.0 the bionic limbs or just implanting a chip? I can never remember

human 2.0 was the one with the inverted penis, so people could get fucked and fuck themselves at the same time