why are guys so horny

when do you become legal

@RavishingRussian IN THIS JURISDICTION YOU ARE 😃

nope

dont you all have infinite porn in your pocket

i dont like that word it makes me think of prison food

and the ugly prison outfits

so that you can be flirted on by horny, angry men without fear of chris hansen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u96tYuv2Zk

NUTRALOAF

orange is not my color and those dyke haircuts are not for me

gross

@RavishingRussian THEY WOULD NOT ARREST YOU

kek

BUT WOULD PUT @MentalSyntaxError IN JAIL FOR THE ONLY CRIME OF BEING TOO SEXY FOR HIS TRACKSUIT

@RavishingRussian when do you become legal

AND SNAILS

STOP

DIPPED IN BEET JUICE AND VODKA

HAIL SNAIL

eugene is for being slavstomped

SHE CAN COME BACK WHEN SHE IS OLD ENOUGH

HEY BEETS ARE AMAZING

@MentalSyntaxError WHEN DO *YOU* BECOME LEGAL?

beets a shit

What do you mean I can come back when Im old enough

BEETS + TRACKSUIT + VODKA + GRATE = WIN

im not leaving the server...

i can't be married to a kid russian

i turn 18 in like 3 months

@RavishingRussian when do you become legal

see

good

@RavishingRussian COUNTDOWN BEGINS

YOU CAN TELL SHE IS INTERESTED

Jesus Christ

NO

@MentalSyntaxError REMIND US IN THREE MONTHS

🙄 guys... no

SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET

@MentalSyntaxError you have 3 months to become attractive to @RavishingRussian