July is awesome

julius because its essentailyl what im named after

*july

and august cuz im born in it

THERE IS NO OTHER REASON

July and August were named after the Caesars as well

July cos rain

I love rain

Not a fan of rain

Cool days with a nice breeze are best.

I like rain because it implies a cool day with a breeze

Too much humidity

Hey I jsut found out something cool

I prefer thunderstorms because I like listening to the thunder

I was born in the year of the dragon

2000

ye

I was born 1990, year of the Horse

Dunno what 1996 was

Rat

I used to be able to remember all of the traits associated with given Zodiac signs

yEAR OF THE RAT

If I recall, Rat is associated with intelligence and maybe wisdom?

Lemme check

I dont give any credence to zodiac stuff, but it can be fun i suppose.

Well, also according to the Zodiac, you and I would be completely incompatible

"Rats are quick-witted, resourceful, versatile, kind, smart, and lovely."
"Ladies belonging to the Rat zodiac sign are pretty, smart, and lovely. They have quick minds and dexterous hands, and are able to learn anything."

Well, sounds pretty accurate!

Seems pretty flattering.

Retracting my 'oof'

It's not flattering if it's true

Year of the "vague descriptions that match anyone if they want it to"

hehehe

None of the Zodiac signs have unflattering descriptions

I know :p

But different people are flattered by different things

Often the closer to their image of themselves you land, the better their response

Oh I'm looking up dragon

there's more categories

what even

Oh shit I'm a Gold Dragon