Message from @JULZIFICATOR
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What's the 2000 Dragon description?
It's because everybody wants to be a Dragon. They can't make it too good.
"Dragon sign people with the Gold element are natural and straightforward, and they often change their mind due to their continually changing emotions. They have always been unpredictable to others, but they mean no harm.
They hope they will live a harmonious and peaceful family life and that good events, such as getting promoted and having a baby, will happen to their family.
However, the elders in their family are vulnerable to slight illnesses due to their poor health; therefore, Gold element Dragon year people should care for their elders and pay more attention to their health."
Huh.
Huh, famous Horse people: Gold horses:
Vladimir Lenin, Neil Armstrong
So I'm destined to become the first Communist leader on the moon
Nice
So i'm probably gonna die early and I'm unpredictable
sounds perfect
So i'm probably gonna die early and I'm unpredictable
Yay
Apparently Steven Hawking and Jackie Chan were also born in Horse years, but not Gold
Sounds just like me!
Apparantly my Element is fire.
I approve of that.
lol i was born year of the god
ironic considering im allergic to dogs XD
*dogs
FUCK morning feels
Dogs are gods gift to man
Close enough
Apparently for love I need to find a Tiger or a Goat
Scarlet is the luckiest man
Fuckin rats
They have everything
jk ily
Gods are dogs gift to man
indeed i am one of gods gifts to men
and women ti be fair
gotta be inclusive
*to be fair
XD yeah i will flatter myself IF I DARN WELL PLEASE
>inclusive
>Only two genders
Pick one :p
Inclusive enough.
WTF MAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VAGUE
That's still you know
99% of the population?
Good enough.