Just sounds rather nihilist to me to be honest

Lol probably

I don't know if I'm a nihilist, per say

Since I appreciate the value of ideologies and religions

And I'm definitely not a post modernist

Priyanka Chopra is a paedo. Prove me wrong, Shiv.

Idfk man

I never liked her

Nick Jonas is like 14

Okay

I don't like Nick Jonas either

I like the twink Jonas brother

Me neither. Im glad he's getting paedoed

Who is in DNCE

What's his name

Joe?

No idea. I need to study up on the Jonas bois

Twink Jonas makes good music

I met Shilpa Shetty's cousin once.

That's it. Story over.

I pulled her actually. Rachana. But she was like a decade older than me so ignored my attempts to contact her in the days after 😭

@GingaBomber Bret talked about the prostitute thing in the Joe Rogan episode

Must be a while ago

Timothy Pool > Joseph Rogan.

Easy.

Ye

how much you wanna bet Joe Rogan has tiny balls

... What the damn is wrong with you

Heheheheheh

Tiny balls are better than no balls. Hitler only had one and it was probably tiny.

Alex Jones has an ingrown penis #TrooFax

Soon I'll be able to turn the page on my Alex Jones topless calendar. Almost August.

baaaawls?

If you swallow a potato whole without chewing it then a potato tree can start growing inside your stomach.

technically your throat, cuz it will be stuck there, and you die, so you wont poop it out within 48 hours

If you eat a Beanie, you become Tim Pool for 7 minutes

wait is that true

<:beanie:463084349642899468>

only if you survive it tho

100% true can confirm

I ate a beanie and then went into CNN with an army of drones wearing my Google glass ™