A meme?

Like, does it count?

Not using a tire iron

Look m8, some people dont teach their children how to function as adults

If they were simply taught how to do things, Itd be fine

But they have ti guess

So this happens

>not just having your 3d gf suck your dick while you watch anime porn

Are you guys even trying

the virgin suicider vs the chad genetic engineer

>cant stand living in world without scalies

>does nothing to change world

>gives up, leaving no hope to the future generations

>probably would have been too poor to even attract degenerate human hybrids

vs

>cant stand not having scaly gf, does something

get yerself a degree in biology and biochemistry, minor in engineering

get yourself a lab and some crispr kits

and then play god

maybe in the process you can find a way to cure your fucking autism

meh, just get the protection of a biotech company and be immune to the laws of the peasants

honestly all engineers are chad engineers

best paid of all stem majors

all have basically guaranteed jobs somewhere in their field

actually have a practical skillset instead of purely academic skills

i mean, were working on it

its a lot harder than you think

if you fuck up you accidentally give yourself megacancer and die in agony

apoptosis is not to be fucked with

maybe splicing some shark genes for metabolic systems and cellular regeneration and thyroid control might be the way to go, they cant get Alzheimer's

plus splice some snake genes and grow a second dick

or you could splice my genes and grow a pair

and be fine with having a polish beercan dick and not worry about having 2 dongs

the problem with having 2 dongs is theyre fucking awkward to use

lel

Hey, its not the size of your dick, its the size of the hole you stuff it in

born with a 4 inch sad trout?

date koreans

but yea crispr kits are not to be fucked with unless you actually know what youre doing

>gets cucked instead of going to africa and buying a man's wife for a nintendo switch

thats some true virginity m8

poor things retarded

Aww

Rip R. Lee Ernie

Oh, i cooked some trout i caught

Just enough to get the meat to start peeling off the spine

Overcook trout and it turns to mush

Some garlic, rosemary, pepper, and wine and you have tasty fish

The old bird still got it

Then again, the queen of America is apparently Beyonce? Fuck if I understand how this shit works

Make a king of the spergs role

(Jk we know its me)

(No im not actually dan uk)

(Mostly because i hate the uk)

Oh and add a hunting and fishing chat for all us actual /out/doorsmen

Lolk

We need this emoji

And this

And this

Wut

Female pornstar broke her ass?

Dude netflix is 15 bucks a month

And a normal decent tv can ve had.for $200

Fixk.the 6t and the fire tv

Get more games and a rifle

999 gets you an ar freedom rifle from psa, 3 mags, 100 rounds of ammo, a vortex red dot, a switch, 5 games, netflix and a used 38 inch tv

Also

@Clitzkrieg

Who in the everloving fuck pays for porn

Lol

There is no reason to pay for porn, even if you are into really specific kinks

If your kink is that specific, just get a fetlife and make your own

Dont be a cuck

Lol

That video is hilarious

Yer a lizzard arry

Jesus christ you can get a pipe for like, $3

Actual glass is cheaper than that burger

Well someone clearly has shit taste

I think if you try to.eat skinwalker flesh ypu might just die

They supposedly have foul smelling black blood, i bet its straight toxic

Wut

@noobypropmaker labor m8

Pays good, just work hard for a few years

Constant demand so.uber easy hiring and job security

I got a job in a box plant, we even have a plant in Sacramento

Get on it m8

@SheepTeeth good luck with that, sounds like maybe not the best situation?

Trust and communication are the most important parts of a relationship, and it sounds like hes bad at both of those

Fair enough