However, you are permitted to join Valhalla if you're a good little Viking.

Think you missed the point there...

What happens if you consume flesh bait and skin walker flesh

Do I get every disease

Or cool powers

better

***both***

Or the third option I become a skinwalker

And remember my shit

That would be pretty fucking cool

But would it be worth it?

I prefer Heaven thank you very much.

I think if you try to.eat skinwalker flesh ypu might just die

They supposedly have foul smelling black blood, i bet its straight toxic

I might smell bad but that doesn't mean it tastes that way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_ThgVkUGo

Fr. Rippeger gives a talk on how you can protect yourself from demonic influence from a Catholic perspective, if you have the time I recommend you watch it if you're big into demonology.

Fr. Ripperger is so based

@ThatGuyWithPaste oh nigga you back!

Idk still think becoming a fleshgait would be fucking wicked

@ThatGuyWithPaste
Very based

@ThatGuyWithPaste is the name just ironic or are you actually Catholic?

He's catholic.

Neat. Prospective Gadolic myself.

@Orc Slayer welcome brother

@ThatGuyWithPaste Thanks. I'm still trying to get things sorted out. I've never even been to a mass (raised loosely Baptist, etc), but I've been drawn to FSSP and similar organizations, and have a nearby parish of theirs in mind. That said, I still feel like I'd feel incredibly out of place. Been thinking about visiting during open hours and talking to someone in person first.

@Orc Slayer https://www.fisheaters.com/beingcatholic.html

Use this

It's an excellent resource

Nice, will do.

So what's the spooky trip of 2019

it isnt really anything. more like daydream

though its is basically a plan to go innawoods to party and hunt monsters

Sounds cool. Where?

Probably somewhere north, but also with good laws

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/557242825113075712/630109206308978719/image0.jpg

Nice

Is fearless dead? Lol

@Fearless Crusader Cmon sperg what's up with them niggas

Honestly they just keep on chewing up shitty cigars i leave them twice a week

I tried leaving them matches but they burnt the matchbox up instead of the cigar

Shoot at one

Cops get called say you saw a nigger creeping around your yard, gave em warnings to feck off

And after they didnt respond you shot at em

Nah, they chill now

They even respect my quiet hours

Congratulations

lean mean applachian killing machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYslc4DtWM

by god, if there was a trap the fat one would get his ass stuck in it for sure

I remember this show.

They're so retarded with making traps.

They don't take into account the intelligence of the cryptids they're hunting.

Plus the only thing they did catch was Hogzilla, but that turned out to be a giant pig.

But the fucking overdramatization of that episode was retarded.

The only one I feel bad for is the old guy Trapper, because since the beginning of the show, he's been on a decline to where he is now.

It wasn't a giant pig

It was a

... pig

that was most 100% definitely planted there

I thought it was a fat as fuck pig though right?

The clip is really fucking unimpressive

Yep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDm6FVbg8TE

"Captured Beast"

Like, 2000 years late, that's a domesticated pig

If you want pretty genuine but nonviolent cryptid hunter, check out this Colorado dude's channel. Don't watch if wilderness shots bore you as its mostly him talking, theres no big jumpscares just more walking around the wilderness.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYz8w8bTSENGEie-s1agk8A

He's a bit weird about the notion of them being otherworldly but the more practical observations are worth a good watch

@FantasticFwoosh I fucking love Mountain Monsters. It's so fucking stupid, but so fun

^

Anybody know about any spo0ks along the blue ridge parkway?

@fyatfoldfatty bigfoot and prolly skinwalkers

oof, Never seen a skinny-boi but I have seen some weird shit out here. nothin too special tho.

I wish there was weird shit in slovenia

Nig you in Slovenia ?

Tfw romans exterminated most of the hibby jibbies

Yee

Bruh

I am down the coast

In dalmatia

Ah

<:KEK:465443054254424065>

I'm in the north

The alpine part ?

Near Madžarska

No

Panonia

Ah

So no spoopy stuff in the plains ?

No

Sadly

Here the closest thing to a spoopy thing is a wolf

Romans exterminated the spoopy stuff

Ye

Closest here is a bear

Oof

I can sonetimes hear them howl during the winter and I am right at the coast

So am not sure if it is really wolves or furries

Tfw the romans let furries live

I haven't met any furry in person and I hope I'll never have to

You already have you just don’t know it