>probably would have been too poor to even attract degenerate human hybrids

vs

>nigger

>tfw I'll never fuck an innocent puppygirl in heat
Why even live

>cant stand not having scaly gf, does something

As she yips uncontrollably

get yerself a degree in biology and biochemistry, minor in engineering

get yourself a lab and some crispr kits

and then play god

maybe in the process you can find a way to cure your fucking autism

>can't make waifu cause its "illegal"
It's all about the Chad Robotics engineer

meh, just get the protection of a biotech company and be immune to the laws of the peasants

honestly all engineers are chad engineers

best paid of all stem majors

all have basically guaranteed jobs somewhere in their field

>not using CRISPR to prevent your own cells from decaying

actually have a practical skillset instead of purely academic skills

>not becoming an immortal badass god

i mean, were working on it

its a lot harder than you think

if you fuck up you accidentally give yourself megacancer and die in agony

apoptosis is not to be fucked with

I AM A GENETIC ENGINEER I WILL HAVE SUCH A BIG DICK

maybe splicing some shark genes for metabolic systems and cellular regeneration and thyroid control might be the way to go, they cant get Alzheimer's

Or... big dick

plus splice some snake genes and grow a second dick

^

or you could splice my genes and grow a pair

a pair of clits

sensitive clits

and be fine with having a polish beercan dick and not worry about having 2 dongs

And a eagle

the problem with having 2 dongs is theyre fucking awkward to use

lel

>me
>big dick

same

Hey, its not the size of your dick, its the size of the hole you stuff it in

born with a 4 inch sad trout?

date koreans

but yea crispr kits are not to be fucked with unless you actually know what youre doing