Or just buy land

I had a cult once

Also if you want to do a big gamble

I didnt get donations but fuck me they were persistent little cunts

reletable

A lot of places in South America aren't considered hospitable land

so just

go there

and force it to be hospitable

That's what Jonestown was

Why does South Africa need three Capital cities

Boers, Brits, Africans

which one's for Boers and Brits?

Pretoria is for Boers

Cape town for brits

And the one that I refuse to spell is for the africans

Boemfontein for Africans?

Yeah

But really it's retarded if you think about it

Probably the poorest

Pretoria is the executive capital

so that's where they govern from

Heh heh

Bloemfontein is judicial so that's where the courts and shit are

💂 💂 💂 💂

Cape Town is legislative

so that's where their capital is SUPPOSED to be

So cape town has the parliament
Pretoria is where the head of state exists
and the third one is where the judges are

so like

You get arrested in Cape town

and have to fucking travel to Bloemfontein to go to court

Also don't take any of the stuff I say on SA seriously, I don't know shit and just assume that's how it works 💦

But the stuff on cults, super trust me on that shit.

There are different types of cults

If you dont have that much charisma

Become the right hand leader

Take someone you know who is charismatic who is either too doddering to realise or a friend

And use them as the face while you reap benefits

A good way to tell if your religious movement is a cult: If it's in a non-English speaking country, like Japan or China, and it has a completely English name - such as Japan's "Happy Science" - it's probably a cult.

Happy science is the most cult sounding name ever

It sounds like an anime produced specifically to sell people to the idea of being a test subject for some company