Probably the poorest

Pretoria is the executive capital

so that's where they govern from

Heh heh

Bloemfontein is judicial so that's where the courts and shit are

💂 💂 💂 💂

Cape Town is legislative

so that's where their capital is SUPPOSED to be

So cape town has the parliament
Pretoria is where the head of state exists
and the third one is where the judges are

so like

You get arrested in Cape town

and have to fucking travel to Bloemfontein to go to court

Also don't take any of the stuff I say on SA seriously, I don't know shit and just assume that's how it works 💦

But the stuff on cults, super trust me on that shit.

There are different types of cults

If you dont have that much charisma

Become the right hand leader

Take someone you know who is charismatic who is either too doddering to realise or a friend

And use them as the face while you reap benefits

A good way to tell if your religious movement is a cult: If it's in a non-English speaking country, like Japan or China, and it has a completely English name - such as Japan's "Happy Science" - it's probably a cult.

Happy science is the most cult sounding name ever

It sounds like an anime produced specifically to sell people to the idea of being a test subject for some company

HAPPY SCIENCE DO NOT LOOK AT REAL DEAD SUBJECT LOOK AT THE WAIFUS

They have a political party called "The Happiness Realization Party"

Which is SUPER cult sounding

Holy shit

That is a name.

>They have a youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSBAGXCYkV0

God

This is some like

Low-tier budget movie cult bullshit

but it's fucking REAL

God.

Imagine getting to heaven

and god's like

"Yo that Happy science religion was legit, why'd no believe it"

@Shit Sandwich ayo nigga ever played dnd

God I fucking hate this holohaux shit

Forced to listen to some Jew's speech about "the perils of indifference"

Can't believe Wiesel got a Nobel Peace prize for this shit