Imagine going up against those guys. You see them coming over the hill but it takes about 2 minutes for the guys to appear after the barrel of the 9-foot blunderbuss, the second they take aim, you see a bunch of guys holding flintlocks whilst you have MP40s or some shit.

It'd be so weird

@XCUBE720 Well, for the whole "Internet citizenship" shit, just make a presentation saying why it is stupid

First slide:
"Digital citizenship and you - What makes a good internet user?
1. Be a good boy
2. Don't say mean words
3. Don't express naughty opinions
4. Say 'yes' to any ToCs
5. Do not worry about censorship or mass surveillance
6. Your data is worth more than you are, so keep producing data and remember protest is meaningless"

Insult towards Asians

Who?

Who?

I still have no clue

Okay. Where is he?

So not here?

Then how can you make him say something in <#388054105907789825>?

Someone else can pay for it, I'm not

Only if you wanna pay for it

I have a car to fix (or replace if it is too fucked) and a test to pay for

If the engine is fucked, I may get a new engine and transmission and do an engine swap. May try to squeeze a Subaru Impreza engine in it

From what I can see, money until she figured out he was too autistic to get a job, so probably a fuck instead

Minecraft, @Dmitry

Need for Speed Underground 2, else get Carbon and a modified save file and glitch into the canyons for some fun police chases

NFS The Run was fun to play

How fucking expensive must the clothes be for you not to afford them?

Ever heard of Primark?

>Inb4 the clothes are rope

Fuck right off, Arnie

And holy shit it is bondage gear

The hell she got in mind for you, man?

It's trap clothes, then

By next week Von is gonna have a KSG in his mouth waving at the camera

Von's new GF is making him into a trap

Von, man, come on

You asked me "are you proud?" in your server

To which I answer "most definitely not"

Holy shit <:kek:388061790518378508>

No, it's getting worse than that

Because those were just fucking stories

Right. Anyway, no, daddy is not proud, Von

I am not proud of this server, but it gives me laughs when I'm drinking

I pop open a bottle of beer, I put on some music and next minute I find out an aspiring IT lazyarse has gotten with a closet lesbian who is making him dress up like a trap

This server is nothing to be proud of, but its retardation is uniquely magical

Yes, it would

I would put never having sex over getting with a closet lesbian who would make me dress up like a trap

I don't hate you, just not proud of you

I come here for laughs, not to be impressed

No, Von.

Too late to go back is when you decide it's time to put a gun in your mouth

Well, then it is too late Chef because Von also likes cock

@Cнeeкi вяeeкi there is a reason why people are mocking Von right now, it's because he has gotten himself into something that sounds real fucked up. If the girl was a lovely, traditionalist, not "make my man dress up like a girl" woman, everyone would congratulate him

Furry, too? Oh boy that makes it even worse

Von, what are you doing?

Nah, it's fucking sad to me, since I see Von as an autistic little brother, man.

This shit spurs me on to keep drinking

@funguy217 Von's making dumb mistakes again

Nah, I would not consider that shit to be a happy relationship

Some oldfags remember I talked about that Oklahoma girl I was with, right? The one who had the odd kinks and was sex-obsessed?

Von put himself in the position I was in almost a year ago

Just some variations

I can tell he ain't happy now he realises how fucking insane what he got himself into is

Just in a hard place right now

That's all, Von

This ain't what he wants

I can tell

See?

Man, she's ruining you

Man, I was initially laughing but this is gradually making me more miserable

Gestapo, this only makes me keep drinking

>Revolver AR-15
Why?

As for the furfag getting dabbed on by its mother, fucking kek

A buddy at work uses a Bluetooth earbud to listen to music whilst working. I suddenly got the idea of putting together a set of 3-hour mixes to play whilst working, sort of radio-style, too

So probably dot some quotes from the Burnout 3 radio station in the middle or some shit.
And German sounds rather angry, yeah

I'm laughing

Nah, repurpose the machine

Don't burn it, hand it to the siblings

I'm listening to that audio play, now it's really becoming miserable. Fuck me, that guy should be taken out back and put down like the animals he jack off to do

Tropical Islands looks fucking cool

Why turn down a holiday to there?

Hell, I may just have to spend a couple days there at some point

I wouldn't mind a small tour of Europe in a Porsche or a McLaren, anyway. Nice, Monaco, Lake Como, Zurich, Bern, Geneva, Basel, Vienna, the Croatian coastline and Moscow would be nice to visit

Before hopping on the Trans-Siberian highway and jetting out east to do some of East Asia

Ulaanbaatar, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Macau, Taipei, Hanoi before reaching Saigon

I have been running a refurb surveillance HDD for almost a year now, still works okay

I got 2 refurb 3TB HDDs, too, and they're still working

Yes

Last owner was a paranoid retard who thought anyone who joined and didn't speak was secretly trying to bring down the server, so new guys get tagged and when they speak they get the tag took off

Me because you're being a mong

Who gave him it?

Welcome to Outer Heaven, where everyone is extremely autistic

Beat him with sticks

No, you cannot vore him

Aren't you the one doing some gay presentation that boils down to "don't be an internet naughty boy" @XCUBE720?

Just put on the presentation "If you get cyberbullied turn your phone off dumb nigger" and be done with it

Easy

>Several people are typing

^

Reatrds wake up

**BEDPILLED**

Don't think any do, as far as I remember

Last Halloween was good, though. My brother got his knee dislocated by one of my sister's friends and I was just watching him get loaded into an ambulance after my third can of beer

Sister's friend kicked it from the side

It wasn't intentional, but it was fun just talking to the ambulance crew whilst drinking some beer

Is "dakka" some weeb term?

Sounds like it