I like turtles

Turtles laying eggs is gross

It’s awesome, just looks gross

Yeah, then it’s just...good luck guys

Media is setting it up to send everyone into a an even more burning inferno of rage if trump wins the legal battles.

This is what real clear politics is showing right now

Guliani , last I heard, is trying to get like 400K votes in PA disqualified for not being properly observed during counting

Crab apple dick?

Well I threw out my guess

It’s Tuesday

@AMERICANFREEDOM [CEO OF FREEDOM] oh yeah, I remember that Nancy glitch.

Sunday morning.

All the electoral maps are showing something different

@hyperiacob https://youtu.be/fwqWzbk_LeY

Sunday morning

There’s only one day a week now. But there’s 7 of them. And it’s always Sunday morning.

And it’s good

This GA senate runoff election...I really hope they don’t try these shenanigans again.

Officials better be watching that like a hawk

So Schumer can’t “change the world”

No one knows....

Seems like every map I look at shows something different

Ok cool. I thought YouTube was just pissed at me cause I kept sending them feed back reports.
“The AP doesn’t call the race, this is potentially harmful and misleading information”

@Max4Z voter fraud voter fraud voter fraud voter fraud....

It woiks

@MY MOM you English do be good

@Rjd that’s just your white supremacy talking

That’s even more racist somehow...

Russian collusion.

I don’t have any evidence, but I’m just gonna say that it was Russia for the next 3 years

Tacos for me tonight

I feel your pain.

@SpaceDandyJoestarGG I already got my TP in the freezer

It doesn’t work super great, but it’s still better than that room temp bs

3 sea shells

Some people like to call me a deplorable

I tried reading that, almost has stroke.

Good morning. Sunday morning

https://youtu.be/WtqGh_qZgEc

And you can always win every debate by screaming and calling people names

You’re always the victim

I’m a Trump supporter that identifies as a Biden supporter

@TheSaxGuy101 I’m sure there is, a quick google search should do the trick. I’ll DM you one if you want

Anytime I see a tomato in my garden I eat it

Tomatoes effin rule supreme

Tomatopremacy

@Solaris nothing like some good shrimp and grits

Biscuits and gravy...

Sausage gravy

I love American cam girls

Honest, Abe

Was Coraline supposed to be a kids movie?

I disagree

Haha really? @BIRdOS

That’s kinda sad

You just missed a perfect “NOT!” opportunity @Deleted User

2+2=box (that’s where the cat goes)

I think you just nailed it

2 for 2

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Last recorded dodo sighting was 1660s

Maybe we could Jurassic park a dodo.

You mean Freedom eagle?

@Tonka88 plantar sucks!!

No

I don’t shower

What do you call a woman with one leg? ||Eileen||

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? ||Irene||

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? ||Bob||

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door? ||Matt||

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the wall? ||Art||

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? ||Russell||

what do you call a cow with two legs? ||lean beef||

what do you call a cow with no legs? ||ground beef||

what do you call a cow with one leg? ||steak||

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? ||a brazilian||

Orangeman badass

Good morning. Sunday morning.

If you unroll them before you eat them, you’re not eating pizza rolls

Knee groe...🥴

What you goin with? A flat? Gloss? Egg shell?

Haha it’s 70 here

Trade school is the way to go.

Proud to be an American.

That’s what I do. I have very little schooling but as long as you’re capable you can make good money. @slogs

I’m 99% sure he’ll be fine

That’s pushin it

I’ll go 99.2

I’ve had a few friends get it and they had a little coughing and fatigue. Tyler’s young, seems healthy. I’m sure he’ll be fine.

Rules for thee, not for me.

Hey hey hey

I’m alright. Last day of work for the week so that’s cool

FAUX

Ohh acronym...

Yeah, faux mean fake

I’m not taking a test, don’t need one to tell me if I feel sick or not.

Hey guys, I’m looking for a little help, I have a project to due for school. I need a case of corporate fraud (financial or computer) where there’s been an admission of guilt. It doesn’t matter how big or small the corporation.

(Enron has already been taken)

Testeeeeesss

There has to be an admission of guilt and a sentencing. @Suspected Kyle

Cool, thanks. @DStudentOnline

I’m gonna watch it right now.

Is webcrawler still a thing?

A government agency being crappy at their job? I don’t believe