shoot the cayotes

I get gators in my yard

And bigass snapping turtles

> I get gators in my yard
@Mcgoober Florida man wants to meet you

snapper turtles can get so big.. kinda nuts

> shoot the cayotes
@Mongoloid sadly, I don’t know if it’s legal...

They're fucking huge dude

> I get gators in my yard
@Mcgoober bragging rights right there 👆 👆

Alligator snapping turtles can hit like 200 pounds

I found a snapper in New Jersey that was at least 100 years old.. they can get so big

There was one that lived around here that had a musketball from the civil war stuck in its shell apparently lol

they just chill in dams too

But it died in like 2000

There’s also a ton of deer where I am. They live off of all the corn fields.

And also is potentially bullshit cuz my only source is some old dude i met in a store <:KEK:726877368601411624>

> There was one that lived around here that had a musketball from the civil war stuck in its shell apparently lol
@Mcgoober op

we have tons of Deer where I live in NY.. but not allowed to shoot them

But it wouldnt surprise me

Snapping turtles op pls nerf

for real

I like turtles

Oh, and turkeys are like invading here

Turtles are cool.. but snappers can get rid of your finger forever

One flew through my window

I come from a place where turtles are big friendly and don’t want to bite your head off

Hey snappers can be nice if they arent in a pissy mood

I watched a snapper lay eggs once though, was awesome..

But they're almost always in a pissy mood<:CursedEmoji:763140778770825247>

they dug a hole and laid them in the ground

Turtles laying eggs is gross

nah

kinda cool

I saw a box turtle laying eggs on my walk the other day ❤️

Hope they ok

It’s awesome, just looks gross

I found a coyote’s left overs in my yard.

Yummy

they just dig a hole and chill there for a couple hours while they lay their eggs

Ye

honestly kinda interesting

Baby snapping turtles so cute too