I stay hotter than a Crack pipe. On welfare check night. #bars

I win the rap battle

Free Terrance and Phillip!

Go to Taiwan. Take freedom juice. Give it to Hong Kong. 🤷‍♂️

Drunk rn so same @gothicancientalien

Math fuckin sucks

Sprechenzi Deutsch?

https://youtu.be/c4Y2TPSra4Y

I have the Hawaiian shirt and that's it lol

https://beasts-tactical.com/collections/frontpage/products/tactical-beasts-ballistic-helmet

This isnt a real ballistic helmet I don't think but God damnit it's cool looking

I'm taking a shit

Yes

Haha

Can I get the animal handler box checked because this is my dog?

Oh and somber memorial day gents and broads.

Castiel or Cass for short

Hells yeah

Can't get hangovers if you never go to sleep

Well that gif didn't work. Won't be using that again

Did you go to rules and click the hammer?

Those are the memes that I prefer tbh 🤷‍♂️

It's Texas. Texas and guns go together like PB and J.

Oh shit you're right. I gotta quit skim reading. It's a real lazy attribute that I have.

Ran across this comment in one of the fb groups. Sounds like the battle is on two fronts now.

What group was this in or what group got zucked? Idk which one he's referring to that got zucked. The group that it was in was a whiskey warrior support group

It bought a lot of people together. Even if it did ultimately turn out to be a shit show. It definitely bought progress to the moment in the end

Movement*

Always

NP. Just felt it was in the same regards as the reno situation. Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is evidence

Tell reno if he ever wants to eat sauerkraut sammich again. Take his bratwurst finger and show us where all his friends are.

We're all tickled to hear you say that. DONNIE! We got a nazzie that wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

I'm a ginger. Yall got a soul I can have?

I'm a Norman.

And I didn't even have to use my AK

Today was a good day

Conflict resolution 101

I had zero enemies and everything was going good... but then the bacon bits in bush's baked beans clan attacked.

> I don't even understand
@Fabultishere what?

Bacon. You said bacon my guy. I'm willing to die over bacon.

Birds aren't real

5g towers don't create covid 19. Covid 19 is a manufactured virus to create fear for an easy transition into the nwo. 5g is for facial recognition and gait detecting. It's in the beginning phases of deployment in most countries which is why you have to stay 6 feet apart. So it can track you easier.

> ***so good***
@Acadian Adventurer was that a good enough conspiracy?

The moon is hollow. It was created by the same ancient aliens that formed the first man on earth. It's also a tracking device. Made by the enochians.

The time line loops. The feeling of deja vu and impending doom is because we all lived this life before

While we're on the subject of nonsense. Does anyone see the same numbers over and over again? Like 333 for instance?

Just me then. 333 means nothing. Damnit

Zero sugar? So it just taste like yellow? Might as well eat a crayon

Artificial sweetener is fuckin terrible. Plastic hardwood floor spice.

> Anyone else love watching a good storm roll in?
@Bambi like a hurricane?

Tropical storm or a cat 3?

It depends on the grade but either way it's an excuse to day drink.

I'm an adult. It gets harder to day drink and not get judge for it in the pick up line at the school

That's how my cousin died. Forgot which bottle was which

Rip trey

> I don't think I've ever even had alcohol lol. I'm so damn uptight I don't want the shit in my head spilling out.
@Potatoes O'Reilly you need weed

Tbh we had a party for a 3 year old yesterday and it's the first family get together that I didn't get black out drunk on in years.

Don't pat me on the back. The only reason it went down like that is because I was too hungover to do it again 😔

Rip chat

!p black betty

!p black betty

I'm in vc listening to black Betty if anyone wants to join lol

!p Saturday night special

!p martial law by caskey

!p keep your rifle by your side choir version

!leave

!rank

Operation winnie the pooh gets a pew

Jumping in the 🚿.

Cajun navy channel. Gulf and Atlantic rednecks with boats basically.

Guinness or Smithwicks?

He's legit

Mad lad

> FUCKING COVID MEAN I CANNY GET IT IN A PULLED PINT
@Absolutely Barbaric bro. Give me a Playlist. My Irish playlist needs some serious work.

Anti brit as humanly possible because them fuckers aren't human

> I like this ones it be funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTouKoOV80g
@Absolutely Barbaric "me being strictly neutral I bashed everyone in sight" hahaha

The Irish just loves to fight. Thats your history. That's why you're Irish and you love Britain because you love to fight so much that you're even fighting yourself

Now you want to fight me 😂

Don't call me a yank. I'm a southerner.

Waaaay better

Raise hell Praise Dale!

You got any questions?

I wasn't even there

I just don't like Yankees because yall won't stop moving down here and driving like assholes. Also yall can't vote your way out of a paper bag

Idc about the Civil War. It's just that not being able to drink sweet tea in Yankee land isn't Christian

Yall don't even have a waffle house