There's actually a USSR base on the moon.

Everyone hates me ahhhh 😥

my reacts are just too heartfelt

Just know that when I leave this earth, it's probably because of a federal agent shooting me in my sleep

COVID-19 was stolen from a lab in Winnipeg Canada back in June it was in our news briefly in August and Wuhan had their first cases in mid November

I'm glad there's no way for them to get in my home quietly.

The moon is hollow. It was created by the same ancient aliens that formed the first man on earth. It's also a tracking device. Made by the enochians.

I live in a pineapple under the sea

Okay, that one's golden @[FL] ColdDay

Supposedly they fired a nuke at the moon and it made a ringing sound like it was hollow

Do I believe it not really

||~~I fired a nuke at ur mum, she was hollow~~||

Would I be surprised if it was true. Not at all lol

The moon is actually an imperial death star.

We live on alderaan

I'm currently trying to talk down Vader from vaporizing us. He keeps ranting on about rebel scum and shit. He sounds mad

The time line loops. The feeling of deja vu and impending doom is because we all lived this life before

Deja vu happens because we made a mistake causing our death and respawned recently.

I wish Doom would come faster. I wanna slay demons on Mars pretty bad. Elon's got to hurry up

The earth is octagonal not flat
#science

While we're on the subject of nonsense. Does anyone see the same numbers over and over again? Like 333 for instance?

There I think I did it

#IwantEloninme

#NoHomo

#mightbeslightlyhomo

#fuck

#nowyouregettingit

The earth is is donut

Clearly

Just me then. 333 means nothing. Damnit

The earth is earth shaped and the sun is god doing a blue angel
#astrophysics

Honestly that sounds disgusting

I'm scared to try it.

Honestly so does ur mum

#yomomma

Tu madre

Et tu brutti

Tutti frutti

Zero sugar? So it just taste like yellow? Might as well eat a crayon

Lmfao