i just got dumped lads, whats the general cope mechanisms

@Dimorac tbh, heard worse suggestions. good plan. ill get week slammed next weekend and pick up some strange

@Dimorac if only it werent sunday rn man, got work tomorrow. would head out now if i could. feel like absolute shit lad

@Daddy Meap never seems to get easier, i'm fuckin pushin 30 and every end feels just as painful. @Dimorac yeah good advice my dude, think thats what i'll end up doing if i can wrangle cunts for it

@Dimorac lmao yeah i know how it is my dude, just gets hard when you've grown attached to one ya know. time heals all wounds tho, not a new experience. just wish it got easier each time it happened

@Dimorac i appreciate that my dude, especially given im some fuckin random but its okay, nothing much to be said. it fucking sucks but i'll get over it eventually as much as it feels like the world is ending right now.

"lets take sleeping pills for thing i need to be awake for"

you didnt see it was retarded before you did it? 🤔

christmas nearly here, boys. we gonna get J O L L Y?

@coattailsandbowties close enough

is that the shit those goths under the bridge dance to?

i just abuse alcohol

it can help tho aya given a lot of the time with head doctors they're fumbling pretty hard trying to diagnose you. in my experience anyway

any of you lads know the rules with donating blood and weed use? its been like a month since i last had any

cool beans, i'll give it a lil bit longer then just for redundancy

ta

every day probably. i'm 1 or 2 edibles very occasionally.

costs too much to be going at it every day all day tbh

i'm a fat ginger lad, no one wants me sucking their cock

@Blitzbotv2 it is if the losers are loud enough :^)

I could go a kebab

do small dicked people really compensate with big items or is it just a meme?

whats the song? i recognise it but cant place it

ta

it'll be in one of my synth playlists somewhere already

wheres that lad that posts IRA memes

dick pics are only gay if the dick isnt feminine

that would make traps gay tho if that were true

i used to wank right handed, i'm lefty now tho

so i can use my mouse

how is that easier than just wanking left handed

see i used to be the same but its alright now after so many years

but if youre using your mouse with your left hand and its not set to lefty shit, the buttons and general movement are gonna be reversed

thats so much more awkward

ive literally never had one break

same as phone chargers

take care of your shit lads

i edge, so usually a lot

get to the point you cum but dont.

keep going

then bust x10 harder

spunk

youre doing it wrong if its not stronger

aye there are limits before the ol' dick starts getting a touch raw

quality over quantity, lad

we're not mutilated americans, we dont need moisturiser

waste of time if youre uncut imo, just makes a mess

started off being about wanking left handed cause of some dexterity shit

once or twice a day if you've got shit to do. if i'm off for the day with nothing to do, all bets are off

pony quest

@Limmat maybe just need to do something else for a bit.

he'd look nice in a dress

snu snu

when you can accidentally sit on your balls, you're old

you remember them or you actually used them? cause theres a difference

dvd slot on that, thats too new kiddo

same

i was there when God created adam

fuck joke i was literally just googling some teletext

imagine not knowing teletext

youths

I imagine they'll add the option to allow it or not in your channel

Do you reckon scat enthusiasts are rife with UTIs?