Message from @Maximus

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2019-01-02 01:37:11 UTC  

the year is 2043, all the millenials are in homes, there are no more pens, the last jar was opened 4 years ago as an olympic event

2019-01-02 01:37:17 UTC  

not really, people grew up learning how to do one thing, and they did that one thing over and over

2019-01-02 01:37:32 UTC  

and the thing has changed to typing over writing

2019-01-02 01:37:33 UTC  

Geez my grandad was left handed and they beat that out of him at school, imagine getting kids to do that nowadays

2019-01-02 01:37:55 UTC  

I used to be lefty too

2019-01-02 01:37:59 UTC  

farmers were overall smarter than productive townsfolk because they had to plan ahead instead of keeping their mind on one task

2019-01-02 01:38:03 UTC  

i used to wank right handed, i'm lefty now tho

2019-01-02 01:38:09 UTC  

so i can use my mouse

2019-01-02 01:38:10 UTC  

writting is slow and garbage

2019-01-02 01:38:13 UTC  

Ok

2019-01-02 01:38:17 UTC  

I can save it on a USB and CD and it will never go away

2019-01-02 01:38:41 UTC  

Just use your mouse with your left hand?

2019-01-02 01:39:02 UTC  

what's that got to do with typing or writing @zalfir

2019-01-02 01:39:09 UTC  

liberal destroyed

2019-01-02 01:39:11 UTC  

how is that easier than just wanking left handed

2019-01-02 01:39:28 UTC  

does wanking increase manual dexterity

2019-01-02 01:39:30 UTC  

must do

2019-01-02 01:39:47 UTC  

it's that people were useless aside from a few priests, nobles, merchants, older farmers, etc.

2019-01-02 01:40:17 UTC  

I mean if i try wanking with my left then it just doesnt rub fast enough and i have troublw controling the grip

2019-01-02 01:40:27 UTC  

practice makes perfect

2019-01-02 01:40:32 UTC  

see i used to be the same but its alright now after so many years

2019-01-02 01:40:35 UTC  

@Limmat getting close to some Amos Yee-esque arguments there Buddee

2019-01-02 01:40:55 UTC  

But that doesnt matter with a mouse if your just scroll wheeling through everything

2019-01-02 01:40:57 UTC  

it's like that scene in star wars

2019-01-02 01:41:15 UTC  

but if youre using your mouse with your left hand and its not set to lefty shit, the buttons and general movement are gonna be reversed

2019-01-02 01:41:16 UTC  

@Maxalot ayy my guy, you're back in the land of piss 😂

2019-01-02 01:41:18 UTC  

thats so much more awkward

2019-01-02 01:41:26 UTC  

does only amos yee wank? @Potato Man

2019-01-02 01:41:32 UTC  
2019-01-02 01:41:34 UTC  

smh just cuz ur cranky old wanker man dick is dusty

2019-01-02 01:41:48 UTC  

@Potato Man For the second time lmbao

2019-01-02 01:41:53 UTC  

scroll wheels break immediately and end up completely useless when I use them, it's some kind of weird curse

2019-01-02 01:42:01 UTC  

ive literally never had one break

2019-01-02 01:42:07 UTC  

same as phone chargers

2019-01-02 01:42:08 UTC  

neither

2019-01-02 01:42:10 UTC  

take care of your shit lads

2019-01-02 01:42:14 UTC  

I mean how many posts do you have to look through

2019-01-02 01:42:21 UTC  

i edge, so usually a lot

2019-01-02 01:42:31 UTC  

all my stuff is well taken care of, @Maximus

2019-01-02 01:42:39 UTC  

it's just this one thing with mouse wheels

2019-01-02 01:42:47 UTC  

edging is the patrician's form