`What? I thought you had Trudeau!` - some cucked American lady that was told that Canada is a liberal paradise

I have had some fun times entering and exiting Israel and the US with my bass guitar because the case actually does kind of look like something that someone would use to carry a gun.

I'm okay with just going on for a bit. I don't think I will have too much to say but I will try to read the comments in various places if I need to respond to something. I have experience both being on shows and doing my own. I am better at helping people with their's than doing my own in my opinion though. I am just not good yet at talking to myself for hours on end.

Maybe someday. 😛 To be honest, I just do music stuff for fun but a lot of people are musicians on the side in my hometown and are somewhat decent at their instruments or just music in general. American Pie was written and first preformed here anyways.

So it is 20:15 where you are, @wwezombiegod?

Ah. I try to speak 24 hour time. Well... Most people in the US use AM/PM. I have found that people in Europe seem to usually "speak" in AM/PM and "type" in 24 hour time. Typing in 24 hour time seems less confusing. Just subtract 12 noobs!

I am guessing that it has an id10T error. Sounds like one to me anyways.

@Thornberry, these comments are dark comedy gold. I am sad that people are serious when they are writing them.

I know about these cucked Canadians, @Thornberry. I went to high school with some Canadians. I know what they are talking aboot, eh? I am about halfway between Montreal and NYC but slightly closer to Montreal in upstate NY. Alberta is the only non-cucked Canadian jurisdiction.

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*"We need to be less divisive!"* says the person that is being divisive.

When I was in college there were some classes that challenged me and required attention and lesser classes where professors would read out of the book while I would do my homework for other classes right in front of them.

@blondishasp, let me know what I need to do for the call in like joining a voice channel or something.

Actually, I'm going to join the regular voice channel right now just in case anyone wants to shoot the shit before the show starts.

I hate how the audio in the server happens slightly before anything that happens on the video of the show, but nothing can be done about that. Lots of other people have the same issue and that is just the way the tubes of the internet work.

Speaking of Trump Press Secretaries, I met Sean Spicer in my hometown in upstate NY and got his book signed by him. He's a cool guy.

I can probably say a bit about Sarah Sanders just because I actually met Sean Spicer and I feel like she is leaving for a very similar reason: No one in MSM can handle Trump and his awesomeness and it is actually a super stressful and unrewarding job to be the person speaking to the press on behalf of the President.

How I feel with all this flag talk as an Israeli.

The last time I lived in Israel for a few months back in 2017, I got a sublet from a gay boomer Trump supporter that makes Milo Yiannopoulos look like a liberal.

Nice troll emojis, @Ehzek.

If you guys want me to go on again about how Israelis love walls then let me know. We built our wall along our border with Egypt and it mostly solved our African migrant problem.

Israel has actually been helping the US with tunnel detection along the border because Israel has had huge problems with Hamas in that regard so they have some knowledge about tunnel detection that is useful to the US.

It is tunnel "detection" that is important. Once you find the tunnel, the hose is obviously an easy solution and it is often used.

@Ehzek, I think that you forgot the step where you light a match. 😛

I am pretty sure that methane smells like farts since it is the main gas expelled in farts.

However, just taking a hose to the tunnels once you find them is the best. The water collapses the tunnel structure. Gas won't do that.

Either way, filling the tunnels with water is a great way of destroying them. Maybe you will get rid of a single invading party with gas in a tunnel, but you will destroy the entire invasion system if you destroy the tunnels as well.

Who said that this was drinking water? Plenty of water in the ocean and Israel is a coastal country.

Oh. It has cost lives with Hamas trying to attack Israel through tunnels and Hamas nowadays has trouble recruiting people to dig these tunnels. Many of these tunnels are collapsed by Israel while people are digging them which causes them to die in the ground.

I'm too old for them to even want me.

I was also too old for them to want me when I obtained Israeli citizenship.

Really? There are actually a few Muslims that serve in the IDF that are based as fuck and proud Israeli citizens. They are few in number but they do exist.

Ah. That makes sense.

The Druze are based as fuck as well. I love those guys. Weird religion that somehow incorporates Islam, Christianity, and Judaism into one thing, but awesome people. Most come from the Golan Heights, which I have said before is like the Texas of Israel. The Druze are less than a percent of the Israeli population yet they serve as a fairly high percentage of the IDF officers considering their small numbers.

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All I know is that Zehut better kick some serious ass in these repeat Israeli elections on September 17th and I think that @the good jew would agree with me.

@Deleted User is shifting the conversation to talking about how some Irish monk claims that gays are zombies and the only way to kill them is with a bullet to the head. I am uncertain of the gay-zombie connection but I am afraid to say that this monk is wrong because the only way to certainly get rid of a zombie is by head removal. Preferably with a chainsaw.

I don't know, @Kittys. I'm going to be 33 in a couple of months. I am a musician as well so I was a bit surprised that I lived to my 28th birthday. Then again, I only do music for fun because it does not pay money. I code for money.

That is very true. Exercise is so important and a lot of people ignore it. All you need to do is walk around a bunch or do SOMETHING that pushes you to be just a bit more active than your normal capacity on a regular basis.

Boker tov, bnei zonot!

I mean this in the most friendly of ways of course.

Yes, @rsashe1980

I just followed you from my personal account as well, @KARmA KATʑ. It's [at]NoFoolinTulin on Twitter.

I actually built my first desktop computer around when I was 14 in the early 2000s. Basically, my parents got our family our first computer when I was around 10 and at first hired a tech guy to come to our house and teach our family computer things. I think he may have come to our house twice because I basically started quickly being my boomer parents' tech support.

He has obviously wasted a lot of time trying to time travel to stop Future Baron Trump, who is a time traveler like Future Trunks from DBZ. <:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200>

What's up guys? Haven't talked in a bit and been a bit busy.

I don't know. I mean, I don't know the average life expectancy of an African "migrant" (really "infitrator") in South Tel Aviv. 😛 [For those that don't know, Israel actually does have an African "refugee" problem MOSTLY in that area and that is why we built the wall along the Egyptian border.]

@the good jew Yup!

<:TheodoreRooseveltLaugh:585130800870195200> I have totally noticed that hair dye thing. What is up with that?

I'm actually about 25% Russian, but my Russian ancestors immigrated to the US **LEGALLY** before communism broke out. I actually recently found out that even though one of my great-great-grandfathers was technically born in Russia, but where he was born is now Latvia.

*Waves 🇮🇱.* 😛

Not too much. I thought I would pop in and say that I finally got my "I like beer" shirt.

Oh. I will probably be in Israel in the fall. I want to go around voting time but I am actually trying to figure out a way to stay for a few months and pay my rent in the US at the same time. I am considering moving back there eventually, but I also want to see my dad.

You bet your damn ass I am voting Zehut. I think New Right is going to announce on July 15th if they make any alliances. An alliance with Zehut might be good for both.

I wish Zehut got the most votes at this point but that is probably not realistic.

The "block" idea is a good one. i forget what the Wikipedia articles on how this works in Israel call this right now, but it is essentially that.

Later~

I remember saying something in the comments in Tom's show that home brew beer is better than both macro brew and micro brew beer. I used to do it in college and I just brewed for myself once, gave most of it away to friends, and then I was brewing for other people with ingredients they bought and I would get a free six pack out of it. Anyways, I found a home brew beer store in Wichita for him and some Wichita Home Brewers Facebook Group if he is interested. To be honest, I was just looking for a store because the people that sell you the ingredients help you with your first batch if you are a complete noob. Feel free to ask me for any advice if you try to do this Tom. It's A-MAZING!

https://www.whatsbrewin.org/

https://www.facebook.com/wichitahomebrewers/

It also depends on when you book them and how close to the flight date that you book them. I have found that the cheapest prices for flights inside the US or international flights outside of the US can be found on Tuesdays about a month before the flight.

Oh. The more popular the city, the cheaper the flight. For example, I live closest to the Albany Airport (~30 minutes away), but it is usually cheaper for me to take a 4.5 hour bus or train ride to NYC and fly out of one of the two airports there or Newark, NJ.

Flights out of Albany to major cities even close to me can be upwards of $400 round trip sometimes.

Flights to and from the mid west that tend to be in low demand are more expensive as well which is why much of the central US that is not along the coasts is referred to as "fly over country". For example, it would probably be cheaper for me to fly to California than Montana for me even though Montana is technically closer in distance.

G'morning. How's the UK? Sun's barely up here in upstate NY.

AM/PM or is that proper 24-hour time?

I understand 19:10, but most Americans in here won't by the way. I've basically been setting all of my electronic devices to 24-hour time since the 5th grade when I found out it is what the rest of the world and the US military use to not confuse people with that AM/PM stuff. I also don't think I have spoken to you either, @RuthEilhart.

I'm a US-born Jew that is fairly right wing. I also immigrated to Israel in 2014 and lived there until 2017 to be with family. I go back frequently to visit my dad in his nursing home.

I think you know this, @Deleted User. 😛

Yes. That is me.

Even Wikipedia said that Australia was a myth at one point but someone edited it back.

I'm not. I eat bacon and I am Jewish.

I've met people outside of Australia that have this unique accent and pretend to be from this mythical place. Must be a cult.

This is me when Christmas time comes around since Magneto is Jewish.

I have many more where this came from. The reason why I decided that I must be #LiterallyMagneto is because I have been called all sorts of slurs on the internet and combined I am apparently a "white male Nazi kike". May as well embrace it, right? Why be Pinochet and drop commies out of helicopters when you can be Magneto and drop helicopters on commies? Am I right, @the good jew?

@Thornberry, blessed is he who skippeth not the day of legs. Jesus said it.

Sorry. Had to rag on you a bit for making a leg lifting joke. 😛

Nice C&C reference with your username and icon, @Nod. I don't think we have met?

Same.

I agree that the particle cannon is useless.

I have a gay Muslim friend in the US that advocates for "Palestinian rights" and I don't really get it because most of them will kill him over there.

Er... Former friend.

I haven't spoken to him in years and even after I stopped speaking to him, he got banned from Facebook for advocating violence. Not like I could report him even if I wanted to do that because he had long ago blocked me over me moving to Israel, which was just to be with family and had nothing to do with politics.

Yeah. I am becoming more and more convinced that it is a cult. I mean, the way that the few Muslims I have met that have said to me, "Islam is bad." or "Islam is bad in this case." it seems like cult members trying to get away from the cult. Getting away from a cult is tough and often former cult members fall back into the cult. I don't want to say Islam is a cult for sure, but it seems to act like one.

Yeah... I've met Kurdish Turks too, @Deleted User. The Turks have been even oppressing Muslim Kurds within their own country. In a cult, the members are the victims so that would mean that Muslims are the victims of Islam.

Very true. It is hard for a lot of them to even speak out against their families. I mean, imagine an entire family being in a cult and you can't speak out or the cult will kill you. Or even your own family member. I couldn't imagine living in that kind of fear.

Yeah... I have met some Muslim Trump supporters while in Israel and the thing is that they would probably die if they openly admitted to it. People need a lot of help when leaving cults.

Not too sure how to help them out of their cult. It is too ingrained.

I am trying to keep up with you guys. This server moves fast. All I know is 🦈 > 🐱 and I am sticking with that.

All I know is that cats are cuddly and are the best pets because they live off of pure negligence. Sharks have their own horror movies. Are there cat horror movies? I am sure they must exist, but I guess it doesn't matter because I have only heard of shark horror movies.

Cats are natural wild animals in Israel.

And I apparently can't post a meme that expresses that. I'm not that upset about it though.

Anyways, @the good jew doesn't need a cat, @Deleted User. There are plenty of cats around. Crazy cat ladies in Israel don't even own any cats and just leave cat food outside of their houses.

A lot of people that I know in both the US and Israel have cats that just go in and out of their house as they please and hunt things around the house.

Cats do this because they think humans are bad at hunting. The cats are right when it comes to small creatures.

Oh. That sucks that they leave poison in your area. I'd probably have a cat if my lease allowed for pets.

I wash my hands of any involvement in that.

I've had both dogs and cats before. I like certain breeds of dogs but almost all cats are nice. I will admit that I like certain breeds of dogs more than cats though.

Keeshonds are awesome and easy to take care of in my opinion as long as you pay a ton of attention to them when they are puppies.

Keeshonds are like bigger versions of that.