Message from @NoFoolinTulin

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2019-06-14 05:13:29 UTC  

I mean back in the day

2019-06-14 05:13:54 UTC  

I was also too old for them to want me when I obtained Israeli citizenship.

2019-06-14 05:13:57 UTC  

I tried once but they said Jews only

2019-06-14 05:14:01 UTC  

No goys

2019-06-14 05:14:53 UTC  

When I found out they only get paid like $200 a month I was glad they said no

2019-06-14 05:15:01 UTC  

That would have been a really shitty year

2019-06-14 05:15:06 UTC  

Really? There are actually a few Muslims that serve in the IDF that are based as fuck and proud Israeli citizens. They are few in number but they do exist.

2019-06-14 05:15:39 UTC  

I'm a foreigner. Foreign volunteers have to be Jew, or Jewish parent or grandparent

2019-06-14 05:15:53 UTC  

Citizens can be of any faith I guess

2019-06-14 05:15:57 UTC  

Ah. That makes sense.

2019-06-14 05:15:58 UTC  

Druze, Christian etc

2019-06-14 05:19:53 UTC  

The Druze are based as fuck as well. I love those guys. Weird religion that somehow incorporates Islam, Christianity, and Judaism into one thing, but awesome people. Most come from the Golan Heights, which I have said before is like the Texas of Israel. The Druze are less than a percent of the Israeli population yet they serve as a fairly high percentage of the IDF officers considering their small numbers.

2019-06-14 05:25:03 UTC  

Yeah I know about them

2019-06-14 05:25:29 UTC  

In the old days they let basically any American join especially veterans

2019-06-14 05:26:02 UTC  

Would have been a pretty cool resume builder

2019-06-14 05:27:13 UTC  

Iraq 2007-2008, Holy Land 2013-2014, France 2014-2018, Ukraine 2018

2019-06-14 05:28:21 UTC  

Hitler is Darth Vader

2019-06-14 05:28:34 UTC  

Think about it

2019-06-14 05:28:39 UTC  

Who killed Hitler?

2019-06-14 05:28:47 UTC  

Ultimate redemption arc

2019-06-14 05:28:48 UTC  

🇮🇱

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588963023599829005/losing_wars.jpg

2019-06-14 05:43:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/444628704296173569/588966730429235200/Screenshot_20190614-014322.png

2019-06-14 05:49:47 UTC  

All I know is that Zehut better kick some serious ass in these repeat Israeli elections on September 17th and I think that @the good jew would agree with me.

2019-06-14 05:50:28 UTC  

Irish monk said gays are zombies and the only cure is to shoot them in the head

2019-06-14 05:50:30 UTC  

🤔

2019-06-14 05:53:30 UTC  

I think I better make a doctor's appointment

2019-06-14 05:53:54 UTC  

I'm turning 30 this month, need to make sure I'm not gonna end up looking like most people do when they're in their 30s

2019-06-14 05:54:04 UTC  

@Kittys the only cure is a bullet, he just said it

2019-06-14 05:54:12 UTC  

what

2019-06-14 05:56:22 UTC  

I go to the gym but idk if that's enough

2019-06-14 05:57:01 UTC  

@Deleted User is shifting the conversation to talking about how some Irish monk claims that gays are zombies and the only way to kill them is with a bullet to the head. I am uncertain of the gay-zombie connection but I am afraid to say that this monk is wrong because the only way to certainly get rid of a zombie is by head removal. Preferably with a chainsaw.

2019-06-14 06:00:33 UTC  

why do people fall apart in their 30s

2019-06-14 06:03:46 UTC  

I don't know, @Kittys. I'm going to be 33 in a couple of months. I am a musician as well so I was a bit surprised that I lived to my 28th birthday. Then again, I only do music for fun because it does not pay money. I code for money.

2019-06-14 06:04:43 UTC  

Huh, I just started coding for money too

2019-06-14 06:04:49 UTC  

there's lots and lots of money in it

2019-06-14 06:06:05 UTC  

From what I can tell online most of the people who fall apart are ones who don't go to the gym and sit around all day

2019-06-14 06:06:17 UTC  

so I guess as long as I keep working out and don't let my diet go straight to hell I should be fine

2019-06-14 06:08:40 UTC  

That is very true. Exercise is so important and a lot of people ignore it. All you need to do is walk around a bunch or do SOMETHING that pushes you to be just a bit more active than your normal capacity on a regular basis.

2019-06-14 06:14:33 UTC  

I've seen weight training is pretty much ideal, though adding some cardio is optimal

2019-06-14 06:14:54 UTC  

even so, everyone I know who's in their 30s is fat and lazy

2019-06-14 06:15:11 UTC  

shit most people in their 20s were fat if less lazy