They'll bone a walrus before they bone another dude

Sometimes they can't tell the difference between their wives and walruses

No u

Gay reflection meme .jpg

Stedly is fapping

To gay walrus porn

😭

That's probably a come on in Alaska

"I wanna stab you with my narwhals horn"

Why is there a person whose name is like 20 turd pancakes?

Probably the back massage that caused the diarrhea on those pancakes

*explosive diarrhea

...

Gaylaska starfish

Anything can be a pancake if you're drunk enough

I've never eaten turd pancakes in my life

And I've never confused pancakes for starfish

Probably hallucinations from the explosive diarrhea

Oml panfish

DiD YoU JuST AsSUmE MY sPeCiES

I got banned from Facebook for trolling retarded homos

Literally

They were debating how pan isn't bi because "MoRE ThAN tWo GeNDeRs

Oh that's fun

Aren't starfish asexual?

Yup

So you can't even be a hetero starfish, let alone bi, or "pan"

And who came up with that term? Is it from the Pagan goat boy?

If you're pansexual, does that mean you fuck goats

Why not just identify as a moslum

And does that mean before Christianity, pagans were fucking goats

And they thought they'd make goat-people

How fucked is that that someone had to intervene on the goat's behalf

Woah

I think I triggered the goaties

Great

Kangz were fucking goats

Up in da pyramids n sheet

#GoatLivesMatter

Hey buddy, I pointed out white Europeans were doing it in paganism

Turdcakes went Egyptian

Now the GREEKS

Anubis was pretty epic

Yeah Greeks were... different

Yeah see

Christianity seems to be the first force against beastiality

I can empathize. Burning heathens on the cross, burning furries

Reclaiming the holy land

Nice

Benjamin Owen is actually epic genius tard

The jews invented furries to cause autism

Telephones?

"Hey mom I dialed from inside my butt"

Yeah farting into the butt-phone

Seems to be gender neutral

Asexual butt phones

Cody has one in his butt, judging by the look on his face in his pfp

Unsure if he should enjoy it as much as he is

Yeah retarded

^^

You mean if I get giant fake balloon boobs and chop off my peepee I still won't get preggers?

*faints in shock*

My kind

I am actually trans species

I want to become a fish person

Gills and webbed toes

Oh shit my eggs fell out

They're all over my aquarium

Also, Grenade assumed a light switches gender

I am so triggered my gills are flapping with rage

I'm getting my fin implants next week

Fruit other Kin is discrimination against veggie-kin

Bigot

@Grenade123 nah that's my bff

Used to be my bf until he refused to fertilize my eggs

I wanna inflate my role so I can post memes. But I don't want to become retarded

I tried

In Chicago when the record cold hits: "IF ONLY I DIDN'T EAT MEAT! THIS WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! DAAAAMMMMNNNNN YOOOUUUUUUUU CHEEEEEESEBUUUUUUUUURGGGGGGGERRRRRSSSS!!!!"

I made these

*unzips pants*

Ragnatrash

Trash Panther...

Iron Man 2 & 3...

It's the other side of the bell curve for the MCU

The decline of the franchise

It's a fact

Nothing lasts forever

The sjw garbage ruined it for me like 4 years ago