By a lot of Alaska I mean the ports that we visited

And it's raising the temperature

gaylaska?

Because I keep forgetting how fucking huge that state is

^^

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jump into a gelato machine and die!

Tropical gays migrate to more northern climates is causing global warming

But there are actual rainforests in Alaska

It's all the heat generated from the unnatural friction of butt secks

That's why Eskimos aren't gay

They'll bone a walrus before they bone another dude

Sometimes they can't tell the difference between their wives and walruses

if it generates heat, that must mean you think its hot, therefore you're gay

No u

no.....U

Gay reflection meme .jpg

Stedly is fapping

To gay walrus porn

Well I know why the narwhal horn is so prized now

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K, so you have to read 1000 pages in 72 hours and make a decision. Among the 1000 pages are 100s of things that are referenced outside of the original 1000 pages, and it's all in legalese, small font, and in the queens English. How would you respond?

That's probably a come on in Alaska

"I wanna stab you with my narwhals horn"

@stedly I deny it

Anything that long has to be bullshit

@Fitzydog same. I wouldn't even read the shit.

I've read >1000 pages in <24 hours before

but only once

If it's over 15 pages, I'll probably say 'nay'

ohh.... FFS not even beer is safe from the metoo feminazis https://thetakeout.com/great-lakes-brewing-article-metzger-apology-1832621939

actually sorry it was 994 pages, not >1000

but I read it in about 19 hours

beta male cuck makes a hit piece attacking men using his excuse for parody, and even that triggers the progressives because it offends them as well

Hope everyone had a good Valentine’s Day

I've read 1,400

War And Peace

still do all the time with larger tomes. For some reason though I can read paper a lot easier then I can digital, a lot faster as well

well jack black has a discord now lol

apperently, pasture raised chickens produce the best eggs

this is getting interesting