Message from @Blonald Blumph
Discord ID: 545796973563740160
It's the homosexuals
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They're making Alaska gay
By a lot of Alaska I mean the ports that we visited
And it's raising the temperature
gaylaska?
Because I keep forgetting how fucking huge that state is
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jump into a gelato machine and die!
Tropical gays migrate to more northern climates is causing global warming
But there are actual rainforests in Alaska
It's all the heat generated from the unnatural friction of butt secks
That's why Eskimos aren't gay
They'll bone a walrus before they bone another dude
Sometimes they can't tell the difference between their wives and walruses
if it generates heat, that must mean you think its hot, therefore you're gay
No u
no.....U
Gay reflection meme .jpg
To gay walrus porn
Well I know why the narwhal horn is so prized now
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K, so you have to read 1000 pages in 72 hours and make a decision. Among the 1000 pages are 100s of things that are referenced outside of the original 1000 pages, and it's all in legalese, small font, and in the queens English. How would you respond?
That's probably a come on in Alaska
"I wanna stab you with my narwhals horn"
Anything that long has to be bullshit
I've read >1000 pages in <24 hours before
but only once
If it's over 15 pages, I'll probably say 'nay'
ohh.... FFS not even beer is safe from the metoo feminazis https://thetakeout.com/great-lakes-brewing-article-metzger-apology-1832621939
actually sorry it was 994 pages, not >1000
but I read it in about 19 hours
beta male cuck makes a hit piece attacking men using his excuse for parody, and even that triggers the progressives because it offends them as well
Hope everyone had a good Valentine’s Day
I've read 1,400
War And Peace
still do all the time with larger tomes. For some reason though I can read paper a lot easier then I can digital, a lot faster as well