If I'm 4 jack and cokes in I don't care if she has a peg leg

Peg leg is preference no.1

Close the night out early

only 4? those are rookie numbers

lol

Sorry I meant 40

+respect

I chased the damn train

-respect?

I have an idea... I was going to fake a financial portfolio summery and leave it on the counter... just to see what happens.

2.2 million

Just remember to spell summary right

**oof**

My accountatnt is a bad spellr

xD

Every time

You'll get yourself rape accused is what'll happen

I see that many 0s and I'm coming for ya

True story

For that many 0s I'll take you home

If you shave your ass and wear a wig I might be down

Good enough, I'm not picky

I've shaved my ass before

I wouldn't recommend

Lmao

Lol lol

My ass has dreadlocks its so hairy

I shaved it out of curiosity and found out why you shouldn't

"femboy"

Don't pretend you havnt shaved your ass

Kinkshamers are kinklamers

Good morning

hey that rhymed

@ToastMcGhost Looks in the mirror "I'd fuck me"

Good morning and merry happy

Knight you came in at a good time

yeah.. he came

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How often does Hermit do call ins?

I just found him today

It varies. But usually not less than one per week