I think Blair Witch came close cause some drunk dude tries to open my bedroom window when the credits started playing

In my head I knew movies were fake but when my window started to rattle and open I fucking believed I was fucked

He ended up crawling through the window and when mom finally came with us back to our room she argued with him in the hallway. He thought it was his house and she had me and my brother call the police

Pfftf

Chad son/virgin Dad

The closet scared the hell out of me tho

Its the first and only time I ever fainted

Its a real long story.
TLDR: crackhead step dad abused us and locked us in it. Already didnt like the dark. Thought I saw something or imagined it. Passed out.

Maybe ill make a green text or write it out but its hella long.

Step dad was nowhere near the psycho my dad was tho. Ex navy. Killed animals. Wrote on the walls. Stalked my mom.

Hid in a dumpster outside our apartment complex with a shotgun for 3 days cause he thought my mom was cheating on him.

His camps?

Well I dunno about dad. Mom divorced him after he went missing for a few months. He tried to kidnap my brother and sister once and after that he disappeared.

Stepdad got busted for aggravated battery, child abuse and possesion. He supposedly got clean after he was realeased from jail 4 years ago. Tried apologizing to my mom and my siblings. I ended up getting pissed off and we got in a fight. Havent seen him since.

Part of me hopes my dad is dead.

I don't think she knows anymore then I do. Ive asked cause I wanted to know what happened and why we had to move so quickly out of the complex. She told me after a week of starving she called grandpa and we moved to a house a little outside of the city.

Huh?

Skinwalker? You mean dad? Nah. He was just fucking nuts. Probably lives in Mexico and talks to the sky or someshit

Or dead. I dunno

Lol hopefully

Depends on the loose end.
Like my ex for example. Sometimes its best to just move on.

We're you good friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

@Drunkott
"hey neighbor, saw your daughter in her new swimsuit, very niiicce"

blue pilled book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E

uwu John

kek

didnt you just give him jack links? you would have lived

got to go to work bye bye mah chinklishes

>ifunny

Gimmie dat sfw furry channel!!

Cant. Getting ready to go to work after finishing my dishes

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I can't bring my computer in the car tho. I would if i could connect by phone

D fuq iz this

In here just can't chat

*bang*

https://youtu.be/Z2Nvn29npw8

Finally I can play play videogames and beat a womwn at the same time

Disconnecting I'm going to bed. Later my chinklish brothaz

G2g

You'll get through this homie. Your MexiCAN not MexiCANT

Sounds like it.

She into gangshit? Who said they were gonna kill her?

Well its that or her family is trying to fuck with her.... Or she might be insane. She got a boyfriend or a husband?

Hmm shits gay

Polycucking. God I want to find this dude and hit him till he hits back. Scream at him to grow a damn spine. People like that piss me off.

Poly is so god damn stupid. You can't love yourself so you gotta fill your sexual needs with other partners but want some one to love you unconditionally.

Why did the lesbian couple turn into Mexicans?

I sware to god if all this comic was/is for build up for a fucking loss meme

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At least you feel better now

Lol cause your human and your a guy. You are doing your basic biology. The women thing isnt a sin unless you are trying to fuck little old ladies

Im sure you can find one if you go to bars and have a tiny bit of muscle tone

Cougars are on the prowl

Oh, well if your 17 I guess you better either wait a year or clean some pools

Sounds like your looking for a mommy rather then a gf

@noobypropmaker
Basically a older women you have sex with to fill in the love you never received from your mother

A mommy

Lol it might work. It might not but if your cleaning pools dont let her husband find out.

I think your doing alright and its silly to think what you did is fucked. Gods not gonna chastise you for masturbating. If he did no one would go to heaven.

@noobypropmaker
Nigga yas

I'm with templar on that. But you keep doing you paste.

>this is feels
>Feels fear

>emotionally distant mom
>calls me a spoiled shit that won't amount to anything
>blames me for her third crumbling marriage
>live on my own and have never asked her of anything
>I make more then my step dad and hope to better my life
*why can't I just have dead parents and a serial killer wear their faces instead?*

>vampmoney
>user is black
At first I thought his handle was VapeMonkey

marine spoon worm

@Deleted User
*imagine the wiggling in yo ass*

Maybe ill get a better picture of it

Going back

Car my ass.

^this
If you were a kid that wasn't hopeful that goku couldnt clap friezas cheeks I pity you

Now im too much of a realist

....I know this cartoon

Is it about ghosts fuckin

?

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