Message from @bdog
Discord ID: 553450639682699275
Its cool wage
Kick his hand back, it's a sign of bonding.
As for your gf, why can't you guys just stimulate with hjs and stuff?
Kek
Nah. Ill wait till hes older and scare the shit out of him. Tell him a snapping turtle is in the basement like my uncle told me
Lol he'll probably just kick the shit out of the snapping turtle.
@Wagie McPoorfag
According to her doctor she can bleed excessively if she has any stimulation down there. Like a orgasm could split her shit open. And I think its not really fair if She gives me a handjob and I can't get her back
@Deleted User
Pfftf I was 16 and a linebacker in high school. I was still kinda sketched out that a fucking turtle will bite my ass
Oral?
Kek.
Shoulda kicked the shit out of the turtle like your boy.
😬 that sucks man. Well good luck with rubbing one out while driving. Will kek if you make evening news.
@Deleted User
You got any stories about being afraid as a real little kid? I just remember the turtle, the time I watched blair witch and the closet
Ever watched the Pee-wee Herman movie with Large Marge in it?
Here's the clip.
Lol ya. Long ass time ago. Use to watch the show too. Why?
Lol the movie?
Nah, just that part.
I wasn't scared of movies when i was a kid.
I think Blair Witch came close cause some drunk dude tries to open my bedroom window when the credits started playing
In my head I knew movies were fake but when my window started to rattle and open I fucking believed I was fucked
What happened to the bum?
He ended up crawling through the window and when mom finally came with us back to our room she argued with him in the hallway. He thought it was his house and she had me and my brother call the police
Shoulda kicked him like your son would have.
Pfftf
Chad son/virgin Dad
The <:Virgin:550157024294600704> Dad
The <:Chad:463761149100425246> Son
The closet scared the hell out of me tho
Its the first and only time I ever fainted
What happened in the closet?
Its a real long story.
TLDR: crackhead step dad abused us and locked us in it. Already didnt like the dark. Thought I saw something or imagined it. Passed out.
Oof.
Maybe ill make a green text or write it out but its hella long.
Step dad was nowhere near the psycho my dad was tho. Ex navy. Killed animals. Wrote on the walls. Stalked my mom.
Fucking hell.
Hid in a dumpster outside our apartment complex with a shotgun for 3 days cause he thought my mom was cheating on him.
Both of them are probably gonna end up in @noobypropmaker's camps.
His camps?
<:WHATHEFUCK:548303995953872916>
It's a joke for if he ends up as president of the US.