Message from @Officer Hotpants

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2018-07-08 03:33:33 UTC  

Mario is the Dark Souls of classic video games

2018-07-08 03:33:45 UTC  

It takes multiple inspirations from the franchise

2018-07-08 03:34:00 UTC  

Ninja Gaiden = Original Dark Souls

2018-07-08 03:34:08 UTC  

I can't agree on the Gibson thing. I've seen Signs.

2018-07-08 03:34:11 UTC  

Dark Souls is the Dark Souls of Souls Games

2018-07-08 03:34:38 UTC  

Depends

2018-07-08 03:34:46 UTC  

Dark Souls is the Demon's Souls of Bloodborne games.

2018-07-08 03:34:48 UTC  

Miracle builds and Dex builds are ass

2018-07-08 03:34:58 UTC  

Ninja Gaiden back in the NES days was brutal

2018-07-08 03:35:07 UTC  

Strength and Intelligence builds are game breakingly good

2018-07-08 03:35:17 UTC  

Pyromancy is good too

2018-07-08 03:35:27 UTC  

Ninja Gaiden made Castelvania's Medusa heads seem downright helpful.

2018-07-08 03:35:45 UTC  

Yes it sure did

2018-07-08 03:35:55 UTC  

Ninja Gaiden is closet to Bloodborne than classic Souls

2018-07-08 03:36:03 UTC  

It was kind of funny watching people freaking out over how "hard" the new Ninja Gaiden was on XBOX.

2018-07-08 03:36:21 UTC  

Omg tell me about it

2018-07-08 03:36:21 UTC  

@M4Gunner You just level up if you want to use certain shit, if not you pump health and stamina

2018-07-08 03:36:26 UTC  

It's easy to use

2018-07-08 03:36:26 UTC  

If they only knew. If they only knew the anger. The tears. The sleepless nights and cracked controllers.

2018-07-08 03:36:52 UTC  

Yeah, ninja gaiden and DMC have caused rains of salt for me

2018-07-08 03:37:03 UTC  

The groundings for saying "fuck" a little too loud.

2018-07-08 03:37:20 UTC  

I actually overheated my NES playing Ninja Gaiden

2018-07-08 03:37:21 UTC  

is ninja gaiden on psn too?

2018-07-08 03:38:06 UTC  

Dunno, I used an emulator for PC

2018-07-08 03:38:06 UTC  

Haven't played Cuphead yet

2018-07-08 03:38:34 UTC  

The true badass is the guy who beat Dark Souls with the Donkey King bongo drums

2018-07-08 03:38:39 UTC  

I guess i'll skip it the

2018-07-08 03:38:49 UTC  

The only thing I know about cuphead is that the porn is weird.

2018-07-08 03:39:11 UTC  

Cuphead is like contra but for soybois

2018-07-08 03:39:24 UTC  

Shows up in completely unrelated searches. I mean they're unrelated porn searches, but still.

2018-07-08 03:39:35 UTC  

@A Random Crusader i would pau to see that

2018-07-08 03:39:48 UTC  

@Hungry Xenomorph He streamed the whole thing

2018-07-08 03:40:11 UTC  

Link please

2018-07-08 03:40:15 UTC  

He even got one of the devs to watch because they couldn't believe he was doing it

2018-07-08 03:41:17 UTC  

It's the same thing

2018-07-08 03:41:36 UTC  

Bongo man is only in the Guinness book of world records

2018-07-08 03:41:42 UTC  

Can't find the actual stream though

2018-07-08 03:41:49 UTC  

That takes some especial kind of dedication/autism to do

2018-07-08 03:41:54 UTC  

Thanks man

2018-07-08 03:41:54 UTC  

... huh. So you're in both of the groups I was invited to.