So you just need a stronger pimp hand

I dunno, I like sticking my dick in crazy.

Fuck yeah it is!

Funnily enough, I was always told to relish in the small victories.

The bar is firmly on "if she looks like she'll stab me for cheating on her, it's game on."

I dunno, crazy just gets me off. It's a thing.

£10 says he'll do it.

Quite clearly pound sterling but sure, why not?

I believe he's calling you uneducated Smeg. You gonna take that from a yellow name havin' ass fag like him?!

I feel like I need to level up and get rid of this grey title of shame.

!rank

Fuck you fag, don't tell me what to do!

Don't police my language, commie!

Getting banned? That's pretty gay man.

You basically got cucked.

Wait... The border wall has a gloryhole?

Anyone got some coordinates for me or something? Asking for a friend.

Who fucks things with pussy anyway? Fuckin' fags.

It's far more manly to fuck a guy. That takes balls.

It takes a man to fuck a man.

Anyone can fuck a chick.

It's only gay if you cum.

You want a conspiracy theory?

Australia is a myth.

The landmass known as Australia is actually a Chinese state-run cloning facility hidden in plain sight to create an army of white people. Anyone who claims to be one of these Australiars is a clone or a paid actor. By 2023, these clones will have infiltrated the West and by 2030, they will have replaced all whites in the West with body doubles.

Now, I have no actual proof or evidence.

But I believe it to be true.

Ahem... Anyway.

Yup. Basically. Tried too hard to be funny apparently.

Well, I'm new and I've got something to prove.

I feel like I fit in already, autism and all.

REEEEE! etc etc.

Get ready to be unemployed everyone.

We're all out of jobs and livelihoods now like the alt-right scum we are

So mostly white people get them then?

Are Jews white? They can't be a race of their own and claim to be white as well. That's just being greedy and playing up to the stereotype

Hey, it's a free country. And I'm pretty close to being a greenfag

Greyfags unite!

We are an oppressed group and we demand special rights!

Your high level ranks offend us.

See, told you we were oppressed.

Oppression in action!

No borders, no tags, no racist greenfags!

...But I like it here.

It's warm and cosy, and I can say nigger pretty freely.

I meant sandniggers

Do we? Well we're gonna have to have a ZERO-based swordfight. Dicks out at dawn.

Wait, there's traps here? M'lady...

Or is it m'dude?

Not all heroes make up the majority of the prison population.

@franti DEUS VULT!

Just turn the whole of the Middle East to glass. Hopefully it'll reflect a portion of the sun's rays and we can fix global warming and the Muslim question in one fell stroke.

If Furries' whole thing is that they want to be animals, surely it'd be more inclusive to just deny their human rights.

Also, allow them to be bought, sold and owned.

Well, can we take away their human rights anyway?

With every new shit in the street, you get further from God and closer to India

Sounds like you're a furry sympathiser @radeon

To the Gulag with you.

Furries get the bullet too.

Yiff in hell, furrfag!

72 puppies await you in scritchparadise

Wait, can I not post images?

I wanted to show off the dumbest thing I've seen all day on Facebook.

!rank

Ah, well there we go then. I guess I should stop lurking and start posting

John Lovell is a good dude though. I've seen that video before and nothing he says is actually wrong but Allah forbid he say that women aren't as strong as men!

No idea how to do that on my phone, so I'll just type it out instead.

It was from the Facebook page 'Millenials for Democratic Socialism' so strap in.

"Millenials don't think about socialism & think about the USSR or the Cold War.

We hear socialism & think about Canada, Switzerland, social security, healthcare, affordable college & affordable housing.

Big generational difference"

And besides the quote is the usual blank face of the soyboy who said it.

A guy I went to college with shared the post, so I felt compelled to point out that Canada and Switzerland aren't socialist countries... And I've spent the past 2 hours having to educate this moron on the ideology he supposed subscribes to.

Apparently because you guys have free healthcare and affordable education you're a bunch of commies, I dunno. Ask Millenials, they're apparent the ones who think this.

I swear commies used to be actually more well educated on their own ideology, but these days they'll just latch onto anything vaguely in a social welfare vein and go "HAY YOO GUIZ! LOOK SOCIALISM!!"

Similar to the UK I guess. We pay national insurance into the NHS which is technically separate from taxes but I just lump it all into the same thing. I get free prescriptions as standard in Scotland though because I guess we're also socialist too.

Y'know besides all the homeless people living on the streets unable to actually get a social home. If you ignore that, and the whole capitalism thing, basically a commie utopia up here.

Well, his first demand was to define what a Socialist country is... So I gave him the usual definition, which he totally ignored and then started going on about this was 'new socialism' etc. Then I went into the finer points of why certain things are a bad idea. Personally I'm more than happy to pay NI monthly for the safety net of the NHS but I'd be lying to myself if I said it wasn't due to collapse any time soon.

In any case there was the usual back and forth between someone who has no idea what they're defending and someone who has a cursory knowledge of the topic until a third party appeared with the 3 words that make me harder than a crossword puzzle designed by a dyslexic... "You are right." Not all heroes wear capes evidently, but he backed up every single one of my points and my commie college graduate 'friend' hasn't said a peep since.

Nuke Boston? I'm down. Fallout 4 IRL

U wot m8?

So who has the best, least biased and most accurate feed of these results? I need something to fap to.

I know it's no-nut November, but I think Trump will allow me a pardon on this one.

So on a scale of a few hundred to several billion... How much damage to we think the left will cause tonight?

Regardless if they win or not. Rioting is of course, a form of celebration for these people.

I'm sick of waves being blue. The ocean is overrated.

Let's replace it with red and liberal tears.

I mean, I was gonna sleep but now I feel like racking bowl after bowl and farming keks

Shocker. The socialist that does nothing except stroke her media image won.

Imagine. My. Shock.

@Turkey apocolypse Surely the orange man can't be as bad as you say...

@NocturnalQuill Uhh... The biggest news is that Trump has promised a personal pussy grab as a consolation prize to the losers

OrangeAfroBad

FASCIST

NIGGER

Wait.?

Might have got that backwards.

I wonder how many Russian bots will be blamed for this.

Let's not be too doom and gloom, eh?

Can we have a little faith in the American people again?

I mean, when you need to start drafting in criminals and illegals as your voter base, how the fuck can you still claim to be on the side of ethics?

Fuck the Dems, man. Fuck 'em all to death.

I'm down. Let's smuggle ourselves in-country in boxes marked "illegal immigrants, diplomatic package, do not open."