why the fuck does it like like 1+ week for a chink package to arrive to Singapore

does it fly 5 times in China first?

The Eaosisisi stuff is still going.

Anyone else got a Xiaomeme Plant monitor? Just ordered one, yet I have literally no use for it.

Got to go out and buy a plant now, FFS.

lfmao wtf xiaomeme

didnt knew about them

@Phatique Probably being driven across the country on some villagers ebike

There's so much falseflagging bullshit it looks like /v/

We come here to make educated purchases and everyone's from literal fucking china to try and get you to buy their wooden blocks shaped like a phone.

found a very interesting good in Gearbest：Original Xiaomi Mi Plant Tester http://m.gearbest.com/other-garden-supplies/pp_373947.html

feedback says the app is only in chink language

@Phatique 能不能你说中文吗

i see

But fuck, didn't realise that. I can't read it that good haha

you forgot the fucking question mark

At this point I don't know which chinkshit I should be buying unless they're posting pictures of it not being fucking broken.

Dosen't need one? Uses 吗 instead as far as I knew?

吗 is an implicit question but it needs to be usually followed by a question mark anyway

I don't know if there are exceptions

Fair, didn't know. 谢谢。

我学中文在爱丁堡大学一年。你呢?

I'm Italian but I'm married to a chink since 5 years now

I don't have a chinese keyboard at work

Why did you actually choose to study Chinese?

You can use pinyin input using a qwerty keyboard, only doscovered it the other day

I can't really use pinyin, I learnt Zhuyin for typing because it's the "standard" choice in Taiwan

Recomended by a professor at university, best mate I made there was from China and helped me out a bit. Go out there about once a year

Fair, I can't write in strokes. Only Pinyin.

it helps a lot with getting the tones right

because you need to actually chose the right tone when typing

Yeah, suppose. Tones are just a clusterfuck for me. Need way more practise. I always get way better when I go out there for a few weeks then go backwards again as soon as I get home.

did you hear the ma má mǎ, mà meme already?

Hello I'm a /csg/ newfag please help

No? Haha. But I did actidentally call my mates mum a horse one evening... got kinda awkward haha.

Is it somthing like that? Ha

妈 mā mother
麻 má bother
马 mǎ horse
骂 mà scold
吗 ma (question tag)

http://mandarinsegments.blogspot.ch/2009/08/mom-bothers-horse-by-scolding-what.html

That's really interesting actually, easy way to remember the differences.

Can't wait to go back to 海南三亚.

Weathers too cold in here

Be prepared to drown in Asian puss though