I beat my meat so goddamn hard it sued me

FUCK MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY

my dms are open @seggy

Im high af right now

Yeet

I don't doubt that

I just nutted so hard that my left leg is cramping

Yep

My piss can kill cockroaches

If she says no twice its consent

I love this discord

I TOOK A SHIT AND THERE'S ONLY BLOOD IN THE TOILET

Fuck

but no I'm serious I'm shitting blood

how many do you own

I own a hole plantation

no she jew

MY COLON HAS HOLES IN IT!!!

Come and join voice chat 😂😂😂😂

I pissed on a cockroach and killed it

Wtf

Oui oui baguette

Who wants to join voice chat

I live in a shoe

Im a toaster

Idc what you are just dont be an ass

Im still high af

Nice @TychoLorenzo

Would you be able to survive a nuclear holocaust if you sexually identified as a cockroach

wut

what's going on

wut

that's not bad

what

that was stupid

I woke up with a needle in my ass

true

is it worth it tho

good hbu

I feel bad for u

then it's worth it

good hbu

I love your pfp Anonymous

alrighty

same

true

he's both

wut

I made jokes about the holocaust and I'm part Jewish

my piss is orange now

cool you want a gold star

right back at you

ye

you still gay

idk but it just work

same

No need for that

I send everyone a friend request

yeah you for real

sold some drugs probably

Damn

wtf

Im 6'

Ive been of my meds for a while

Cure my colon cancer please

Whos talking mad shit?

I have no fucking clue whats going on

I sexually identify as a toaster

Fuck your mental health

Damn

no I'm Jewish and I'm pretty sure half this chat roasted my ancestors worse than the Nazis

same

idk

I still have no clue what's going on

people once in little while need to be told fuck their fee fees no one cares

My piss is literally the color orange

what's going on

alrighty sounds fun

there goes my hero watch him as he gose

are you kidding me

are we best friends now?

Oh hell yeah

well auto correct is a birch

your drunk?

E

YAY I HELPED!!!!

what's going on now

I'm 6'0

tf

I just ad random people sorry

Wut

Thats lit

Yeet

I have no clue

Ikr