so that she can put salt in it

and the subtly put the salt into peoples drinks

she's a menace

jesus christ

she has a book of poisons so

Maybe cocaine

wow that's a WIDE jump i love it

The only poisen I know

Belle Delphine Bath Water

@Bepisman Klar, lass tauschen

feliz cumpleaños!

Jude I wanna meet ur wife

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my wife is a badass

i put a selfie of us in the selfie chat

am back from walkies

fuck anime

just like that huh

lmao

it is so goddamn cold in my office

I woke up with a needle in my ass

that is *unfortunate*

What if I told you that Belle Delphine bathwater was just tapwater with a bit of soap mixed in?

do it

I was promised fecal matter

what in all that is holy

Has anyone like, looked under a microscope and found human dna in her water?

they found alien dna

They did??!?

I'm a sucker for those "real" fake documentaries they put on, I think, animal planet? the ones about mermaids being real?

those are neat.

oh hell yeah

👉 😘 👈

god i love matte finishes on books but they like

smudge so damn easy

true

drives me nuts.

but it's nice on my fingers so ???

is it worth it tho

denny lunch

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