Ah cum is allowed

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Bundle of twigs

Its original meaning was "a bundle of sticks"

Which is why I laugh when people call me that

I answer with "I am not a bundle of sticks.."

The look of confusion is amazing

People are looked down upon for being homophobic here

Feels 1 generation after gay marriage legalisation

Come and join voice chat 😂😂😂😂

My accent is thiccer than your asscheeks and thighs combined and I can hear those clapping so hard they've just alerted the guards WATCH YOU

WATCH OUT

Frick

Hiya

Hello

You're all FIGGITS

Loophole

😆

Wanna suck my tictac sized peepee

*O h*

I pissed on a cockroach and killed it

<a:rapidsucc:525012450333032458> this'll be you

But without that much movement

O h n o

Coz then my peepee would fall out of your mouth

:(

LMAO that's-

I cannot

Wow, that's fantastic

I'm dying of laughter

Yea I bet you like that

I'll fricklefrackle your peepeehole with it

*Actually, I'm a ghost, so*

*Statefarm theme plays*

Ah no this is worse than satisfying femoids!!1!1!1

My peepee goes straight through you

At least I can say I've been ballsdeep to my friends

:(

*Oof*

I bet you'd love to touch me down there

Don't shatter my dreams