Wow, that's fantastic

I'm dying of laughter

Yea I bet you like that

I'll fricklefrackle your peepeehole with it

*Actually, I'm a ghost, so*

*Statefarm theme plays*

Ah no this is worse than satisfying femoids!!1!1!1

My peepee goes straight through you

At least I can say I've been ballsdeep to my friends

:(

*Oof*

I bet you'd love to touch me down there

Don't shatter my dreams

I have to tell myself this to stay alive

It's been years since I last touched someone physically

Same

Good morning, everyone!

If you'll excuse me, this pot won't smoke itself

Last time a stranger accidentally brushed up against me so I jizzed so hard in my pantsu

Hello blue boi

Wtf

If you're not medicated, you're not living

#sMoKeWeEd

I left my medication at home actually

Citalopram is bad for when you're getting laid

I'm in Germany atm

Daily sex

Mmmmmmm

go away

No

germany is nazi land

I'm currently getting baked and laughing at all of this

dam i need to get on that baked train one of these days

It's *amazing*

Weed calms you down so much

Train with me

I'll make you the next hokage

god damn i need that in my life

do it

Since there aren't any in the real world atm we'll have to overthrow Russia tho

honestly im down for that