The idea originated from a Skype call where I got high af and wanted to make a psychedelic version of Alice in wonderland then I realized it was kinda overdone and added stuff

Now it's essentially Superjail meets panty and stocking

There's a trap secretary with a taser

And an accountant with melty skin

Oh also

Check art I posted the mayor

God left

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Oof

Wow I'm lonely oof

Tfw gf breaks up with you and you 100% saw it coming but it still hurts

I keep passing out

I fell asleep for like 3 seconds

It was super weird

Oof

Aight guess I'm single now

Lmao

Hide the pain with sleep

I'm gonna pass out again

Thank you
You're a great pal
I'm sorry if I don't respond much

I keep passing out for varying amounts of time

It's getting less frequent and I'm pretty fuckin sure it's cuz I haven't slept in two days but it's still happening

Maybe if I eat something it'll get better

I think if I get out more I'll start feeling better

I don't have my car yet so tommorow I'm gonna walk to mount roubidoux

I look high as fuck

I just looked at myself in my phone camera and I can't unsquint my eyes and I look weird

I *need* to leave my house soon

Who wants to see my fat ass cat

Check pictures

Hey fuckers

I'm home

Dude nigga who like turtles

I have a baby tortoise

Named Alfie

A tortoise is close enough to a turtle right?

He eats kale and gets green stains on his mouth

hiya folks

ive got school in 40 minutes

Just busted big nut

Can't feel leg

Nice

I feel like shut before
Probably will again soon

I'm not gonna think about it

Hey nigga

One time I had a hamster

Dumb lil faggot ran out of its cage and got eaten by a bird

Long story

me but shit

Guys

Found some sick ass glasses in a cave

Just sitting there

In near perfect condition

And I took em and I look rad

Just found some random ass glasses in a cave they're fuckin mine now

Look in selfies they're red

Cave glasses

Ancient grug technology

GUYS
I accidentally sat on my shades and they broke :'(
Rip a true friend
How will I be an 80s chad now

*sad bagpipes*

Also

I'm going back to the gym

The time has come to get swole

If you can't beat /fit/ join /fit/

Don't "😂 " me I'm serious

That part was a joke

But the gym thing and getting swole are actual

I know that I'm not an idiot

So what should I start with

Yeah

I wanna lose weight to start with then try and build muscle

I wanna look like rocky horror in 4 years lol
Also yeah that makes the most sense also they probably do

No that's bad dumbass

Scrambled eggs?

Scrambled eggs and strawberries

Who the fuck doesn't like eggs

I like hard-boiled eggs and scrambled eggs

They're good together even

I fuckin loved hard boiled eggs

One time I tried to swallow one whole like a snake and yeah that sounds good

I love hiking

I wish I could do it more

Because I don't have a car I'm limited but I'm getting a car soon

I love mount rubidoux

Guys

I'm gonna start going to the gym and eating better

I wanna get buff so I can walk around shirtless and not feel weird and also so I can intimidate small cats from trying to steal my chickens also shut fuck up

No u

You're not relevant

Yaint relevant

🔫 😡

*you are the big irrelevant*

Yah

Fair

True

Hp gaycraf

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