Message from @cumunculus

Discord ID: 416893840876634132


2018-02-24 08:05:20 UTC  

hi

2018-02-24 08:26:08 UTC  

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Evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool...the mistake
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2018-02-24 08:41:50 UTC  

evolution is fake

2018-02-24 08:42:59 UTC  

you are fake

2018-02-24 08:47:37 UTC  

no u

2018-02-24 08:51:17 UTC  

no u

2018-02-24 09:18:10 UTC  

No U

2018-02-24 09:20:19 UTC  

❤ u

2018-02-24 09:20:39 UTC  

2018-02-24 09:23:23 UTC  

no u

2018-02-24 09:33:01 UTC  

Just busted big nut

2018-02-24 09:33:06 UTC  

Can't feel leg

2018-02-24 09:33:09 UTC  

Nice

2018-02-24 09:36:50 UTC  

Just feel like shit

2018-02-24 09:36:51 UTC  

Nice

2018-02-24 09:37:19 UTC  

I feel like shut before
Probably will again soon

2018-02-24 09:37:31 UTC  

I'm not gonna think about it

2018-02-24 09:41:41 UTC  

odd.

2018-02-24 09:46:48 UTC  

Hey nigga

2018-02-24 09:46:57 UTC  

One time I had a hamster

2018-02-24 09:47:17 UTC  

Dumb lil faggot ran out of its cage and got eaten by a bird

2018-02-24 09:47:21 UTC  

Long story

2018-02-24 09:48:09 UTC  
2018-02-24 09:48:13 UTC  

Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you’d want in your Burger King Burger is someone’s foot fungus. But as it turns out that might be what you get. A 4chaner uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement “This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.” Admittedly he had shoes on, but that’s even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later the burger king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least I hope he’s rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn’t removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. 3 minutes later, at 11:50, the Burger King address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. BK’s “Tell Us About Us” online form. The foot photo, otherwise known as Exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, “Oh, I know who that is. He’s getting fired.” Mystery, solved, by4 chan, now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

2018-02-24 09:49:07 UTC  

what is this link

2018-02-24 09:49:25 UTC  

Dank porn

2018-02-24 09:49:42 UTC  

interesting

2018-02-24 09:49:51 UTC  

Enjoy fam

2018-02-24 09:50:13 UTC  

A midget with a jap milf

2018-02-24 09:50:15 UTC  

if it is what it is why is it a bitly link

2018-02-24 09:50:20 UTC  

Idk

2018-02-24 09:50:42 UTC  

Its not downloadable

2018-02-24 09:50:49 UTC  

odd.

2018-02-24 09:51:09 UTC  

You want a screenshot as proof?

2018-02-24 09:51:23 UTC  

meh im not into porn

2018-02-24 09:52:06 UTC  

Lel there fam is just weird

2018-02-24 11:38:42 UTC  

@memed#3511 gay

2018-02-24 11:38:57 UTC  

@memed#3511

2018-02-24 11:39:01 UTC  

what the fuck is wrong with your name

2018-02-24 11:58:41 UTC  

idk maybe you arent allowed to @ me ❤

2018-02-24 12:00:01 UTC  

why the heart