Message from @cumunculus

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2018-03-09 04:44:50 UTC  

Oh deer

2018-03-09 04:44:54 UTC  

ha

2018-03-09 04:45:13 UTC  

Yeah, that sucks. And hitting deer is dangerous as hell for the driver as well.

2018-03-09 04:45:37 UTC  

Poor deer had to be put down

2018-03-09 04:45:42 UTC  

The driver was a-okay

2018-03-09 04:46:47 UTC  

Yeah, that's a shame. I think the worse I've witnessed was last year. We found a baby chicken running loose through our yard well after chick season- We raised it from hand for awhile it was super needy. He grew up to be a big douchebag though.

2018-03-09 04:47:26 UTC  

Better question is the fucking car okay

2018-03-09 04:47:35 UTC  

The window was FUCKED

2018-03-09 04:47:59 UTC  

We had this turkey... the turkey didn't know any better and thought the roo was just another hen. But then the rooster dug his way into his pen some fucking way and started attacking the turkey (we were totally oblivious to this of course) - I was the one who found him after we'd been searching for hours. I had a bad gut feeling so I went into the turkey's pen and found him there scalped with one eye missing

2018-03-09 04:48:01 UTC  

And also still alive

2018-03-09 04:48:15 UTC  

The rooster scalped, that is

2018-03-09 04:48:35 UTC  

The turkey had obviously put up with it for awhile since there were scratches all over his chest and neck. It looked like the turkey only hit the roo once.

2018-03-09 04:51:26 UTC  

Enid Police Department
about an hour ago
The Enid Police Department is aware of threats of a school shooting that is being posted on social media. We are currently investigating the threats and will update the public as soon as we have more information

2018-03-09 04:51:36 UTC  

Enid be fucked

2018-03-09 04:57:45 UTC  

😍 😂 🐝

2018-03-09 05:04:22 UTC  

Oof

2018-03-09 05:16:29 UTC  
2018-03-09 05:45:36 UTC  

@loki9292 is more gay

2018-03-09 06:05:16 UTC  

despacito

2018-03-09 06:29:40 UTC  

Guys

2018-03-09 06:29:51 UTC  

I'm gonna start going to the gym and eating better

2018-03-09 06:30:28 UTC  

You say that like we give a shit

2018-03-09 06:30:45 UTC  

yooo

2018-03-09 06:30:47 UTC  

I wanna get buff so I can walk around shirtless and not feel weird and also so I can intimidate small cats from trying to steal my chickens also shut fuck up

2018-03-09 06:30:52 UTC  

fav band new album

2018-03-09 06:30:53 UTC  

woot

2018-03-09 06:31:22 UTC  

i would go see them in concert, but the new album is a 6 song 30 minute ep... so i have no clue how they would fill time

2018-03-09 06:31:26 UTC  

@Jimmy Scrimbles is sad#6646 go away jimmy

2018-03-09 06:31:35 UTC  

No u

2018-03-09 06:31:36 UTC  

and fuck getting a hotel so i can go to a 30 minute concert

2018-03-09 06:31:39 UTC  

You aren't relevant

2018-03-09 06:31:50 UTC  

You're not relevant

2018-03-09 06:31:50 UTC  

no u

2018-03-09 06:32:08 UTC  

Wtf are you talking about

2018-03-09 06:32:10 UTC  

yous isaint relevant

2018-03-09 06:32:24 UTC  

I'm super relevant hoe

2018-03-09 06:32:26 UTC  

Yaint relevant

2018-03-09 06:32:36 UTC  

@MySatellite you're supposed to be defending me

2018-03-09 06:32:43 UTC  

🔫 😡

2018-03-09 06:32:59 UTC  

*you are the big irrelevant*

2018-03-09 06:33:09 UTC  

nah