he wanted a mate... so he made one

the end of asexual reproduction

was sin

he wanted the pheels of another

PHEEELS

like making a fifi when u doin time

IT"S MA'AM

nah it's really because adam wanted to remove pheels from himself

Feelings are in the ribs

Anyone who eaten ribs will know

he removed the phallus not the rib

😮

You understand that this is not literally a woman made of ribs? It is like the expression "show trouser snake." Throw a stick. Invite a couple of sticks of tea.

You're saying the snake is a euphemusm for penis @𝔾/𝔾 ?

I'm confused now

lol

that's cuz you on the POT

supposed to eat it not smoke it -_-

I do both

cant serve 2 gods at once

HA! Would a moozy be firing up a big pan of bacon? I think not my goodfellows. CheckMATE!

that is amazin

This is why Islam will not win

i don't eat pork.... but i do eat bacon...

Yeah bacon is mostly the only pork product I eat

every mornin

The pan looked like a plate at first. I thought you were eating your bacon rare lol

Oh it's not a plate

need a new pan the none stick layer is coming offf bruh

#cancer

You know that pork is not safe to eat.

Don't cook with non-stick pans. Cook with cast irom, and use some oil.

Yeah ur eating the coating at this point

Mmmm teflon

Adds flavor

Not good

Tastes delicious

cooking it makes it safe 😛 burns out the imorality

@salazam that's really not healthy though use another pan

as long as the bacon doesnt have some extra black crispiness to it, you should be good.

It gets in the oil though